Your Winter Olympics pic of the day

I’m all for National Pride and cheering on the U.S. in the Olympics. I’d probably go so far as to maybe even making a sign or carrying a flag to an event.

But altering my body with tattoos and chest hair patterns? That my friends is where I draw the line

awful olympics pic Your Winter Olympics pic of the day

I can’t imagine that kind of hair pattern is popular with the ladies. That is unless you’re trying to hook up with an Olympian; in which case you’re probably 30 years too late with some of the chicks on the East German team.



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