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Never has white trash been so badass
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You may think you know all you need to know about mobile homes, but you haven't even scratched the surface until you've seen this obscenely bad ass ad for Cullman Liquidation Co. ...more.More dead guys hawking DirecTV
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
There's still a bit of a hubbub over the usage of Chris Farley in a recent DirecTV ad in which they use an old movie scene to say you should buy their products. So the kind folks at LandlineTV just may have won themselves some DirecTV ad dollars for three creative new commercials with other dead celebs. ...more.The best beer commercial you’ve never seen
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's an awesome ...more.Disastvertising: The absolute worst ads online
2 CommentsPosted by Luke McKinney under humor, lists
The struggle between banner ads and browsers has turned into a full-blown war, and like any war it's created it's unleashed horrors, destroyed the scenery, and everyone wishes it would just stop. A barrage of blinking gifs have made us so good at ignoring idiotic annoyances that Tila Tequila released a book and no-one slapped her. If this keeps up the human race will ignore itself to death, ...more.Ummmm… this is a good ad campaign…
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under celebsSo the Got Milk? folks have come up with a new ad campaign called Milkquarious. While I can't argue with the use of a hot redhead in it, the white trash version of Zoolander is a bit perplexing. ...more.Milk's new advertising is creative
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosI like milk. I drink it daily in some form, be it in my cereal, a cup of coffee, or shot intravenously so as to harness the amazing power of cows. That said, this new video for milk is bizarre...watch until the end for it to get even weirder. ...more.That sex perspiration gets you every time
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
Nothing can get you all hot and stanky like a roll in the hay with a special person (or not so special person who was both there and alive). Fortunately, this old ad for Arrid Cream shows that, hey ladies, you rub this on and you won't smell like whore. ...more.The Wall Street Journal encourages clever thinking
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
I didn't know that there used to be a big need to monetize this sector of business, but apparently I was mistaken. An old ad for the Wall Street Journal revealed that the newspaper can teach you how to get money in many unconventional ways. ...more.In 1993, AT&T predicted the future… kind of…
1 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under celebsSome of the predictions from these AT&T TV commercials did actually come true. Some have yet to come to fruition. Overall though it is an interesting look back at what we thought the future would look like versus what the world is actually like today.H/T: Geekologie ...more.Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
Sure phonebook ads are about as modern as being governed by a Pharaoh, but that doesn't mean that they can't provide a useful service. For example, take a look at the important jobs being offered by construction company Westminster Gulf. ...more.Boobie Chew will make your boobs grow
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosI was only alive for like 6 years in the 80s (oh you silly comas!), but man, they sure seem like a magical time. At least if I'm to believe this 1980s ad for Boobie Chew, the chewing gum that will make boobs grow. What a land of whimsy and wonder! ...more.Ron Jeremy sells male enhancement in a gator costume
2 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosSo if you started out in porn, did cameos in real movies and TV shows, then ended up advertising boner pills while dressed as an alligator, it's still positive movement right? Or is the alligator/boner pills combo somehow worse off than emptying your vas deferens on coked up girls with Nerf ball boobs? You decide!!! ...more.Japanese Little Red Riding Hood has interesting friends
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosNothing can bring joy to my heart more than Japanese ads. Meanwhile, I hope in Japan some dude is watching that stupid This Is Our Country ad and going, "HAW HAW SILLY AMERICANS WHAT IS THAT TRUCK DOING!" Anyway here's an ad for some crap that has Japanese Little Red Riding Hood dancing with furries with boobs and testicles. ...more.Sweden puts cameras in dressing rooms for fashion bloggers
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
Fashion blogging is getting huge in Sweden so an advertising firm decided to empower bloggers further by installing cameras in dressing rooms, made to upload immediately to the web. In related news, jackpot. ...more.

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