7 common Facebook “Interests” and what they really mean
Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists
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It's almost ironic that Facebook profiles have so much information, yet so little that is actually revealing. Like I see that you listed "anything Will Ferrell makes" under your favorite movies section. But does that mean you haven't updated your profile since 2006 or that you genuinely thought "Land of the Lost" was funny? We've gone through hundreds of thousands of millions of Facebook profi ...more.14 essential items for any cross country trip
Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists
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I've driven across the United States several times in my life. Even with all the comforts of modern technology, it has never been a pleasant experience. Hours upon hours on desolate roads and bad radio stations; the road really does go on forever when making the trek from the beaches of the West Coast to the mountains of the East Coast. ...more.7 signs that you’re whipped
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Are you constantly walking around in fear that you forget to put the toilet seat down? Are you having problems sleeping because you know if you start snoring you'll be forced to sleep on the bathroom floor? Are people constantly flipping their hands and making semi-accurate whip noises whenever you're around? If you answered yes to any of the above there's a good chance that your very own ball ...more.7 ways we’ve tried to quit smoking (and why they haven’t worked)
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I quit smoking this week. Smokers who have quit or tried to quit know that it puts you on edge for a week or two. I'd sink a boat full of kittens with a hand grenade if Joe Camel asked me to right now. I’m sorry, I love kittens and nautical vessels, so I shouldn’t take it out on them. It’s my own fault. Dumb habit to start and a terribly difficult habit to kick; I’ve tried several time ...more.10 jobs you wish you had
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We live in a country where career satisfaction is diminishing year after year and according to the statistics, adults somewhere between the ages of 18 to mid-thirties change careers an average of ten times. With that being said, most of us out there have daydreamed one time or another about having a different, and killer job … and if you deny this fact, you’re indeed a liar. ...more.8 ways you’ll ruin a bachelor party
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Bachelor parties are an essential part of male bonding. It’s a last chance for all of your buddies to tell you that you are making the single hugest mistake in the history of time. So it’s important that everybody be comfortable and have a good time. That goes double for the groom because it’s probably his last night of free-wheeling fun until the ink dries on the divorce papers (it’s ...more.7 keys to a successful one-night stand
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Maybe your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you haven't had sex since the 90's or maybe you're just really horny. Whatever the case may be, WebMd claims that there is no cure quite as effective as the one-night stand. However all it takes is a few missteps to turn a successful one-night stand into an absolute disaster. ...more.7 things women are worried about on a first date
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Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she's not listening to anything you're saying? Trust me, she's trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she's much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head. She's ten steps ahead of you and will most likely spend the entire date trying to predict the answers to the followin ...more.8 female products that make me glad I’m a guy
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It's easy to be a guy. Men, for the most part, simply wake up and exist. We shave, shower and brush our teeth. When necessary, a man can be up and ready in seven minutes or better. Men have issues of their own but it's an entirely different, and much more frightening, story for women. ...more.7 things in your apartment that will scare a woman away
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The second a woman walks into your apartment after a date (or drunken bar make-out), you can usually assume you'll at least be getting to second base. However, just because she's taking off her shoes and slurring all her words doesn't mean that anything is for sure happening. If you have any of the following items in your apartment, it's a safe bet she'll walk right back out that door. ...more.8 manly drinks that every guy must try
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Tell us if this sounds familiar: You walk into the bar, make your way through a crowd, and when you finally get the bartender's attention, you order the same damn thing you always do.It's a fine line between boring and reliable. There's nothing wrong with enjoying your favorite drink, but why not give your taste buds something else to enjoy? That's right, you're a stubborn bastard. ...more.The 7 stages of a break-up
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There's nothing worse than being dumped and/or divorced by someone you love. Suddenly you've gone from being in a golden couple to being a permanent guest at table 9. It's okay to cry, burn couple pictures, and make people feel bad for not knowing that you've broken up. Odds are that you're about to go through the 7 stages of a modern break-up. ...more.7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler
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In order to provide a credible source for this article, Guyism turned to former FBI profiler Noah Boyd [pseudonym] to give us a real look at how you can spot someone lying from a series of obvious tells. Feel free to try them on friends, enemies, and Tiger Woods. Mr. Boyd will also be allotting us three copies of his new book The Bricklayer to give away to you..more on this after the article ...more.8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists
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Look, I should first say that I don't have any problem with internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that "My other ride is a porn star" bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I'm sure there are other ...more.The 7 biggest Facebook taboos
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There are the people that make you want to get on Facebook everyday -- aka the people you stalk daily. And then there are the people that make you want to get off Facebook, deactivate your account, and revive your old Myspace page (just kidding... unless your a pedophile). Stay away from committing these 7 Facebook taboos and you'll be sure to keep all your friends. ...more.7 ways to ensure you’ll be single for the rest of your life
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Everyone in our society is so focused on meeting the right person, finding your soul mate, and giving a love testimonial on the E-Harmony commercials. But what about the people who never want to date or find true love? The spinsters, the hermits, and the men who will eventually be profiled on To Catch a Predator? Well finally, there's a guide for them on on how to remain single, alone, and sat ...more.7 things you should never share about yourself
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Everyone has weird quirks, odd habits, and the occasional (illegal) sexual fetish. You're not alone in collecting your dust bunnies in a jar or hating your parents because you walked in on them having sex on your 10th birthday. But just because you're not alone in your weirdness, does not mean you should share everything about yourself with the world. Log off your Twitter, keep your mouth shut ...more.






