This is an absolutely awful story but still, you need to read it purely for the "holy sh--" factor. Some drunks in New Guinea are raping women at an alarming rate. But the attacks are even more bizarre due to the fact that the women being attacked are all HIV/AIDS sufferers. A special place completely lacking in first-class accommodations in hell awaits, I'm sure. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about how the old "sitting in a tree" kids' rhyme should go these days, if rhymes were keeping it real. ...more.

I haven't done enough mugging to have particularly strong anecdotal evidence about the matter, but I do know you can't get money from someone who has none. Here's further proof, with a robber who decided that he wasn't given enough, so he shot his victim up with some fresh AIDS. ...more.

Via Buttersafe comes this comic about the craftiness of Dracula....more.

Via BasicInstructions.net comes this helpful, if not unsurprising, look at how to make a saying completely devoid of any logic or meaning....more.

The Pope is pretty much King of the Catholics, so he must know everything right? For example, his knowledge of how condoms actually cause more HIV than they do prevent it. Yes, you read that right....more.

My mom's birthday is coming up this week and I always find it difficult to figure out what to get her. Thankfully there are the heroes in retail offering up all kinds of helpful suggestions....more.

Great news coming out of Harvard this morning as it appears that they've found a cure for herpes in mice! Yayyyyy....more.

China has a lot of people and all of these people need their sex. So you'd think the whores of China would be all about wrapping it up for their millions of johns. Notsomuch. No condoms + HIV = no wonder Asian people stay so thin.MORE than half of Beijing's prostitutes do not use condoms despite sexual transmission having replaced drug use as the most common infection route for HIV, state me ...more.

Eva Mendes is the face of some calendar for some liquor called Campari and that's noteworthy because Eva Mendes is a spicy Latina selling you something that isn't a Corona poster plastered on the wall of a bodega....more.

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From Friday night's 2008 YouthAIDS Gala......more.

Scientists have discovered that some Kenyan prostitutes may be immune to AIDS. What does this mean to you other than that perhaps you can have unprotected sex with more Kenyan whores? Read on!Seriously if you expect me to search out pics of African prostitutes, you're sadly mistakenResearchers in Canada report discovery of unusual proteins in a small group of Kenyan sex workers that appear ...more.

This is an ACTUAL product found in a supermarket in the Bronx. Reportedly, this was the only soup that Robert Reed would eat when he was stricken by illness before his death.[Thanks for the tip Carlos. You should have sent it sooner though; it seems like you sat on the Cock for too long] ...more.