In spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable! ...more.

Ever since 9/11, TSA restrictions have been pretty stern; pretty much any indiscretion can get you tossed off a flight. Apparently Darius Chappille read a different version of the rules, because he thought getting naked and punching a female passenger in the face was a good idea. ...more.

Some guy got his $3500 guitar broken by the chimps at United Airlines who handle the baggage and he responded in a clever way...WITH THE POWER OF SONG.Good for Dave Carroll, the guy in the video. At the same time, I can't fault United for smashing the guitar. Did we really need another country music act complaining about the travails of life? I'm thinking not.A similar thing happened to m ...more.

Flight attendants look like lemurs or grandmas now, so it's encouraging to find one that apparently is attractive enough to warrant pornographic film of her. But even more surprising is that the company who employs her is like, "Hey sure, why not."...more.

I saw this the other day and was like, "Fuck that dude," but I'm still seeing the clip and the Internet gods have nothing interesting for me right now, so here's this asshole being "creative" for Southwest Airlines.Yes it's adorable and all that Southwest likes to tout how unique it is ("Want to be crammed in a smaller-than-average seat next to a fat woman and her screaming shitty child to sav ...more.

I actually don't know that this kid is douchey and given his penchant for litigation, let's just pretend he's awesome and well-endowed, shall we? Anyway he's suing US Airways for losing his modded Xbox 360 for $1 million....more.

Flight attendents used to be sexy but now they're kind of not so I just assumed airlines stop caring. Apparently not since this lady is suing for being told to slut it up a bit....more.

Big versus small. How easy is it for an airplane to scare a guy driving on the highway in his car? NOT SO HARD... ...more.

Check out these amazing landings and just think about what it'd be like being on one of these things while this is happening.Now I bet you reaally want to get on a plane... you're welcome! ...more.