Today’s Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot comes to us from the fine folk over at Elle France. I say, “Today’s”, because it’s an almost weekly occurrence for Alessandra to do a sexy photo shoot for someone. And once again I am confused as to why photos like these appear in a women’s magazine. You people have been zero help in explaining why women would want to look at babes like Alessandra in see-through-ish tops. This secret lesbian society you ladies have going on sure is tight-lipped (no pun intended).

Alessandra Ambrosio is in St. Barthelemy… again… for another bikini photo shoot. Why don’t these models just move there, it’d be easier? Anyhoo, she decided to flash us a little sumthin’ sumthin’ so I thought you’d want to take a peek. Honestly, though, I don’t even know if you could call what she is doing “stretching”. I actually have no idea what the hell it is that she is doing. I just know I want more of it.

Even clothed Alessandra Ambrosio & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are good at selling stuff. Like for example here, at something called the Body by Victoria Collection launch in Soho. Whatever that is, I’ll take three. Have any of you ever seen one of these babes in person? I mean, are they really this attractive? It’s frightening how good looking these women are. At least in photos… Oh, and the photo of Alessandra pretending to make out with herself below… yeah, be sure to check that out right before you go to sleep tonight.

Yawn… another day, another Victoria’s Secret lingerie photo shoot. Today we get to see Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio strutting around in their unmentionables. Are you like me? Are you getting tired of seeing these babes in their underwear? I think I am getting jaded or desensitized or something. Doesn’t Victoria’s Secret employ like 30 models? Can we see some fresh meat? What’s that? I just posted on Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton doing something for VS last week? It must be Friday because all these babes are running together in my brain… oooh, sexy thoughts. Okay, I’m done gabbing. Go gawk.

You know how the other day I gave you guys a link to 246 Models Line Up to Get Naked for Love Magazine (second to last link)? Well this magazine also go Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Devon Aoki, Emily Didonato and Miranda Kerr to pose for some sexy pics. And you know how earlier today I said I was going to start a charity. Yeah, well scratch that. I am going to start a ‘fashion’ magazine instead. Then I get to see the babes and keep the money. I’ve decided that I’m all about the profit. And the babes, of course.

I know it seems like all I do is post photos of Victoria’s Secret models, but can you blame me when babes like Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio insist on continuing to pose all sexy-like to sell their crap like this Love Rocks perfume of theirs? If you want me to lay off the VS Angels for a while, all you have to do is leave me a comment and risk the never-ending ridicule of everyone knowing that you, a man, are sick of seeing hot babes in lingerie. That’s all you have to do…

As usual the Victoria’s Secret models have been busy little beavers. Three in particular were out getting their pictures taken by various and assorted photogs. Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr did a bikini shoot in St. Barth, while Doutzen Kroes had one of her lingerie shoots hit the Interwebs. I never thought I would say that I am getting tired of there being new Victoria’s Secret model photos, since they seem to come out almost daily, but… HA! Got you! I’ll never get sick of new Victoria’s Secret model photos. Sucka.

Anytime Victoria’s Secret releases photos of one of their models in bikinis and/or lingerie, the chances of those photos appearing here are about 98%. Even higher if the model in question is Alessandra Ambrosio.

Doing their best to garner free publicity Victoria’s Secret has let some pics slip out showing their models like Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Kylie Bisutti posing on the beach in St. Bart’s. If I were to start a new business today I think it would be designing lingerie. Just think of the perks: free publicity, models in lingerie, uh, yeah, that’s enough right there.

Since the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (which we have already covered in great detail) took place last night it got me to thinking about all the great commercials that this oh so wonderful company has run lo these many years. (By the way, if you missed the show and want to see it, go here.) The major players in each commercial have been identified. Sure there are more babes in some of these ads than I listed, but while I certainly know my babes better than the average guy on the street, I don’t know them THAT well so I stuck to the super-dupermodels when it came to identifying them. The clips themselves are in no particular order because ranking them would be like asking me which one of my children is my favorite. There is no right answer. They’re all spectacular and we’ll leave it at that. Enjoy.

Normally a small photo shoot like this one of Alessandra Ambrosio for something called DT magazine would get bypassed by me because it only had five photos. But since it is Alessandra Ambrosio and she is wearing bikinis and looking all sexy-like I felt this would be a good time to bend my guidelines. Good call? Great call. Good Lord, this woman could melt a block of ice just by being in the same room with it.

As every male is probably aware by now The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night. Alas we have to wait til December 1 to see it on TV. However, YOU don’t have to wait to see what it all looked like as we have over 130 pics right here to help you with the wait. We’ve got all the main supermodels you want to see: Marisa (and her $3 million bra), Miranda, Alessandra, Heidi, Doutzen, Candice, Ana and even Maryna Linchuk. We’ve got show pics and after party pics. And we’ve even got a few shots of hot babes in attendance that weren’t models. Yep… it’s going to be a good day. (P.S. If I run across any more pics today I will be adding them to this gallery so check back! UPDATE: Added more pics. OVER 150 PHOTOS NOW!)

And if that’s not enough, check out more pics from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!!

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The annual event marked on every real man’s calendar (December 1 at 10:00PM on CBS), the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just around the corner and Victoria got all her ladies together for one giant photo op in Times Square the other day. Nothing really special about these pics other than it’s way more sexy than should be legally allowed in one location. And just to show how big my brain is, here’s a complete list of all the women in these pics: Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Anastasia Kuznetsova, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Caroline Trentini, Caroline Winberg, Chanel Iman, Dorothea Barth-Jorgensen, Doutzen Kroes, Elyse Taylor, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Heatherton, Heidi Klum, Izabel Goulart, Julia Stegner, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, Liu Wen, Lyndsey Scott, Marissa Miller, Mia Aminata Niaria, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Selita Ebanks, Sessilee Lopez, Shannan Click, Tatiana Kovylina, Jamie Lee Darley, and Kylie Bisutti. Phew…

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The title of this video is the VS Miraculous Push-Up Bra Commercial. Miraculous is freaking right… Any time you get Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel to strut around in a video (in lingerie no less) it can be called nothing but the work of our Lord and Master. (I tossed in screen caps below the video for those of you video-impaired at work today. You can thank me later.)

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I guess if you have a photo shoot to do and you need some women to pose by a pool in bathing suits you could do a whole heck of a lot worse than using Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros as your models, huh? At least I assume that was the logic behind UK GQ’s genius editors because they snagged the unparalleled pair for this issue thus ensuring that no matter who was taking the pictures it would be one superb photo shoot.

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1981… Iran releases the 52 Americans held for 444 days, ending the Iran hostage crisis. The Oakland Raiders defeat the Philadelphia Eagles 27–10 in Super Bowl XV. President Reagan is shot in the chest by John Hinckley, Jr. Major League Baseball goes on strike. And this amazing set of beautiful women were born… (Side note: This is arguably the best year for women being born ever.)

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1981 – - – - – - – -

Adriana Lima (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Christina Milian (American singer)

Alessandra Ambrósio (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Jessica Alba (American actress)

Anna Kournikova (Russian model) – – – – – – – – – Ivanka Trump (American model)

Rachel Bilson (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Sienna Miller (British actress)

Beyonce Knowles (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Natalie Portman (American actress)

Ana Hickmann (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Summer Glau (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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Victoria’s Secret sure has it all figured out. They take babes like Alessandra Ambrosio and Emanuela de Paula, ship them to St. Bart’s, put them in bikinis, take pictures of them, take pictures of people taking pictures of them, send them out to Web sites and BOOM! massive amounts of free publicity. Poon truly knows no recession. I learned that in college. Economics 101.

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Follow me on this one. MTV held it’s annual Latin America awards show and Paulina Rubio performed there. Makes sense, right? Superdupermodel Alessandra Ambrosio was in attendance looking about as hot as I have ever seen her. Also makes since because she is from, you know, Latin America. And then there was Audrina Patridge… in hooker boots. Why was she there again? Jut to make me hate my life I’m sure…

So the boys over at GQ, being the wise people that they are, decided that taking photos of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes, might be a good way to generate interest in their magazine. I think they might be on to something…

I wish more hot supermodel MILFs like Alessandra Ambrosio would dress like this. I mean, if they absolutely have to have to wear clothes out in public the least they could do is trash it up a little the way Alessandra does here. Doesn’t she look just so approachable here? Like she wouldn’t sick her bodyguard on you for even thinking about getting within 15 feet of her? So refreshing…

More Alessandra Ambrosio goodness here and here.