Alex Rodriguez's steroid press conference has been roundly mocked around the sporting world. But the best quote of all from yesterday's event may have come from New York Yankees sucky outfielder Johnny Damon.Afterwards, ESPN's Hannah Storm tried to talk to all of the Yankees in attendance, but only Johnny Damon would speak on the record. What he had to say was pretty interesting.Storm asked h ...more.

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So I am sitting here at my desk trying to find the next hot babe you've never heard of when I get this email...Rick's Cabaret Girls Support A-Rod!It is well known that A-Rod has been a big fan of several "gentlemen's clubs," and the Girls of Rick's Cabaret New York (50 West 33 St) are offering their support for one of their favorites."We love A-Rod," said blonde beauty Heather. "What he did was ye ...more.

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Seriously, Alex Rodriguez's downward spiral into becoming the creepiest professional athlete ever just took another big dive as it is being reported that A-Load bought his new girlfriend-forever Madonna a new Rolls Royce. So sad..."...word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M's face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Roy ...more.

The creative fellas over at Rotohog put together an amusing little clip here of Mr. Romance, Alex Rodriguez, getting jiggy to Madonna (her music, not her personally, that happened later, after his wife gave birth). Thought you might like it. It made me smile, which hurt my face. Peace... ...more.

Madonna is furious over claims her alleged relationship with a US baseball star has been labeled an "affair of the heart." LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS FASCINATING STORY... ...more.

So Arod has a thing for Madonna huh? I think we all collectively threw up a little in our mouth the last time we saw a pic of the Material Girl.But what if this is something he isn't embarrassed about...What if Arod has a fetish for Female Singers of the 1980s?The World of Isaac goes back in time and asks,Would Arod hit it?Debbie GibsonShe's got Electric Youth on her side. And hey, doesn't she g ...more.

While at first it seems odd that a perennial all-star would bother with a mannish 49 year-old pop star striving for 0% body fat, the whole thing makes a of lot sense when you take into account A-Rod's track record with women. SEE WHO ELSE A-ROD FANCIES... ...more.

Yeah, you read that right. Alexa and no, I'm not just rippin on A-Rod cause he's a pretty boy.She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn't seriously hurt.READ THE FULL STORYThanks to WOI contributor "Doc Gilly" for the heads-up ...more.