<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" ><channel><title>Guyism &#187; Alex Rodriguez</title> <atom:link href="http://guyism.com/tag/alex-rodriguez/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://guyism.com</link> <description>What guys need.</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:42:24 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Guyism 2010 </copyright> <managingEditor>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</managingEditor> <webMaster>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</webMaster> <category>posts</category> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>What guys need.</itunes:summary> <itunes:author>Guyism</itunes:author> <itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name>Guyism</itunes:name> <itunes:email>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>No</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <image> <url>http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Guyism</title><link>http://guyism.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <item><title>A-Rod&#8217;s doctor was using HGH for himself</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/03/a-rods-doctor-was-using-hgh-for-himself.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2010/03/a-rods-doctor-was-using-hgh-for-himself.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:33:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[A-Rod]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Anthony Galea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[HGH]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New York Yankees]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Steroids]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=44506</guid> <description><![CDATA[ You&#8217;d think given Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s recent problems with steroids, HGH, and other performance enhancing drugs he&#8217;d use more discretion on the doctors used to treat him. But A-Rod either thinks he is above that or is just simply too stupid to put it all together. The doctor in question, Anthony Galea had an assistant stopped last year [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://guyism.com/2010/03/a-rods-doctor-was-using-hgh-for-himself.html/a-rod-centaur"  rel="attachment wp-att-44509"><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/a-rod-centaur.jpg" alt="" title="a-rod centaur" width="500" height="608" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-44509" /></a></center></p><p>You&#8217;d think given Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s recent problems with steroids, HGH, and other performance enhancing drugs he&#8217;d use more discretion on the doctors used to treat him.</p><p>But A-Rod either thinks he is above that or is just simply too stupid to put it all together.<span id="more-44506"></span></p><p>The doctor in question, Anthony Galea had an assistant stopped last year at the U.S./Canadian border with two vials of HGH for him.</p><blockquote><p>Dr. Anthony Galea also told The Associated Press an assistant who was stopped at the U.S.-Canadian border in Buffalo, N.Y., last year was carrying only a minuscule amount of HGH &#8212; which Galea said was for his own use. The doctor reiterated that he has never given the drug to an athlete.</p><p>&#8220;I only brought enough for her to do two injections into me because I was away for two nights,&#8221; said Galea, who believes authorities and the media have exaggerated the accusations involving him and his practice.</p></blockquote><p>He reiterated that he ONLY prescribed A-Rod anti-inflammatories.  I believe the swelling wasn&#8217;t only in A-rod&#8217;s hip but for his over sized head.</p><p>This tidbit of information is also not helpful to his case</p><blockquote><p>A former doctor for the Canadian Football League&#8217;s Toronto Argonauts, Galea is known for using a blood-spinning technique &#8212; called platelet-rich plasma therapy &#8212; designed to speed recovery from injuries. Among the athletes he has treated are golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and several NFL players.</p></blockquote><p>So there is no doubt, given this information that Galea likes to skirt a few rules to get results for his athletes.  And even if you think A-Rod is innocent of actually using PEDs in this case (insert snide remark here), he&#8217;s at the very least guilty of extremely poor judgment.</p><p>Fool me once A-Rod, shame on you.  Fool me twice, well then, I think George W. Bush explains it perfectly here</p><p><object width="610" height="393"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eKgPY1adc0A&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eKgPY1adc0A&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="610" height="393"></embed></object></p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16006/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=3iGI8Iyc" >APNewsBreak: Canadian doctor says HGH was for him</a> {AP News}</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2010/03/a-rods-doctor-was-using-hgh-for-himself.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Arod dumps Kate Hudson for Elaine Spottswood</title><link>http://guyism.com/2010/01/arod-dumps-kate-hudson-for-elaine-spottswood.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2010/01/arod-dumps-kate-hudson-for-elaine-spottswood.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:17:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Elaine Spottswood]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=34517</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Busted Coverage has discovered a cache of photos of Elaine Spottswood, who is supposedly ARod’s new girlfriend, after dumping Kate Hudson. We also know, looking at Ms. Spottswood’s Facebook account that she is a 2006 University of Florida alum. Check out Busted Coverage for more pics ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://guyism.com/2010/01/arod-dumps-kate-hudson-for-elaine-spottswood.html/spottswood"  rel="attachment wp-att-34518"><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/spottswood.jpg" alt="spottswood" title="spottswood" width="540" height="405" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-34518" /></a></center></p><p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=24419" >Busted Coverage</a> has discovered a cache of photos of Elaine Spottswood, who is supposedly ARod’s new girlfriend, after dumping Kate Hudson.</p><p>We also know, looking at Ms. Spottswood’s Facebook account that she is a 2006 University of Florida alum.</em></p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=24419" >Check out Busted Coverage for more pics</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2010/01/arod-dumps-kate-hudson-for-elaine-spottswood.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kate Hudson still wants A-Rod</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-still-wants-a-rod.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-still-wants-a-rod.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:44:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson and A-Rod break up]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=33408</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Color me shocked.  Kate Hudson, who is annoying in every single movie she&#8217;s in and who nags the crap out of every human beings she encounters is now leaving incessant messages on Alex Rodriguez&#8217; phone. “Kate realizes now that she drove Alex away by being so pushy about marriage,’’ the source says. “She’s left him [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-still-wants-a-rod.html/hudsonarod"  rel="attachment wp-att-33410"><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/hudsonarod.jpg" alt="hudsonarod" title="hudsonarod" width="550" height="324" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-33410" /></a></center></p><p>Color me shocked. <a href="http://guyism.com/tag/kate-hudson" >Kate Hudson</a>, who is annoying in every single movie she&#8217;s in and who nags the crap out of every human beings she encounters is now leaving incessant messages on Alex Rodriguez&#8217; phone.<span id="more-33408"></span></p><blockquote><p>“Kate realizes now that she drove Alex away by being so pushy about marriage,’’ the source says. “She’s left him messages, but he hasn’t returned her calls. She wants to talk to him about how they can work it out without having to tie the knot.”</p></blockquote><p>But A-Rod, the <a href="http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html" >studly centaur</a>he is, has told friends he&#8217;s already moved on.</p><p>Less than a week after they called it quits, A-Rod was spotted in a Miami bar chatting some ladies up.  Unfortunately for him, and maybe fortunately for the ladies, they weren&#8217;t interested.</p><p>I can&#8217;t say I blame A-Rod here.  His last two relationships were with two very messed up people.</p><p>Madonna and Kate Hudson.</p><p>He needs to do what every male athlete his age does.  Bang everything he sees for a few months to clear his head.  Just make sure its not &#8220;Travis Henry&#8221; style.</p><p>{<a target="_blank" href="http://www.bettyconfidential.com/ar/ld/a/Kate-Hudson-Wants-A-Rod-Back.html" >Betty Confidential</a>}</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-still-wants-a-rod.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Alex Rodriguez is already moving on from Kate Hudson</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/12/alex-rodriguez-is-already-moving-on-from-kate-hudson.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/12/alex-rodriguez-is-already-moving-on-from-kate-hudson.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:41:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=31994</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Less than a week after Arod and Kate Hudson called it quits, he was spotted in Miami hitting on some rather attractive ladies. According to an eyewitness, A-Rod was quite charming as he chatted up the ladies in the eatery.  “He definitely noticed them.  He started talking and laughing and joking with them almost [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://guyism.com/2009/12/alex-rodriguez-is-already-moving-on-from-kate-hudson.html/arodskanks"  rel="attachment wp-att-31995"><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/arodskanks.jpg" alt="arodskanks" title="arodskanks" width="420" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-31995" /></a></center></p><p>Less than a week after Arod and Kate Hudson <a href="http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html" >called it quits</a>, he was spotted in Miami hitting on some rather attractive ladies.<span id="more-31994"></span></p><blockquote><p>According to an eyewitness, A-Rod was quite charming as he chatted up the ladies in the eatery.  “He definitely noticed them.  He started talking and laughing and joking with them almost immediately.”</p><p>But in the end, Alex left by himself.  “It was quite funny.  He must have hit on her three times, and three times she didn’t want anything to do with him.”</p></blockquote><p>She didn&#8217;t want anything to do with him eh?  See, that&#8217;s totally believable.  I imagine the conversation went something like this</p><p>Arod: &#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m Alex Rodriguez, I have a painting of myself mounted on a centaur over my bed&#8230;.Wanna see it&#8221;<br /> Random woman:  &#8220;F&#038;*% off loser&#8221;</p><p>He&#8217;s got as much game as Tiger Woods folks.  One of those, &#8220;if I didn&#8217;t have money, I&#8217;d be the Steve Urkel of my group of friends&#8221;</p><p>{<a target="_blank" href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/alex-rodriguez-on-the-prowl-already-213344/" >Celebrity Gossip</a>}</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/12/alex-rodriguez-is-already-moving-on-from-kate-hudson.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez break up</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:17:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kate Hudson]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New York Yankees]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=31469</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Maybe it was the steroids, maybe it was the pictures of himself on a horse, or maybe Arod pulled a &#8220;Tiger Woods&#8221; Either way, actress Kate Hudson and the baseball star have called it quits. The sighting comes just as reports have hit the Internet via GossipCop claiming that Miss Hudson and Yankees slugger  Alex Rodriguez [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html/jul-25-0005" rel="attachment wp-att-31492" ><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-31492" title="*Jul 25 - 00:05*" src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/alex-rodriguez-and-kate-hudson.jpg" alt="*Jul 25 - 00:05*" width="450" height="416" /></a></center></p><p>Maybe it was the steroids, maybe it was the pictures of himself on a horse, or maybe Arod pulled a &#8220;Tiger Woods&#8221;</p><p>Either way, actress Kate Hudson <a target="_blank" href="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/kate-hudson-visits-mtv-breaks-up-with-a-rod-213228/" >and the baseball star have called it quits.</a><span id="more-31469"></span></p><blockquote><p>The sighting comes just as reports have hit the Internet via GossipCop claiming that Miss Hudson and Yankees slugger  Alex Rodriguez have mutually called it quits.</p><p>Having never really officially confirmed their coupledom, the twosome were together throughout the entire summer, with a friend telling of the news, “Wow, they were happy a week ago.”</p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not a relationship expert nor do I know the ins and outs of Hudson and Arod&#8217;s soiree, but I&#8217;m going to take a guess here and say they broke up because Arod is an enormous tool.</p><p>See sometimes, and I stress sometimes, chicks are stupid.  Especially the hot ones.  They go for guys that are athletic, have good bodies and are full of themselves.</p><p>Instead, they should be going for fat, out of shape guys who are down on their luck.</p><p>So basically, me.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/12/kate-hudson-and-alex-rodriguez-break-up.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Quote of the Day</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/02/quote-of-the-day-86.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/02/quote-of-the-day-86.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:00:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[quotes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New York Yankees]]></category> <category><![CDATA[QOTD]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Steroids]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=7501</guid> <description><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s steroid press conference has been roundly mocked around the sporting world.  But the best quote of all from yesterday&#8217;s event may have come from New York Yankees sucky outfielder Johnny Damon. Afterwards, ESPN&#8217;s Hannah Storm tried to talk to all of the Yankees in attendance, but only Johnny Damon would speak on the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s steroid press conference has been roundly mocked around the sporting world.  But the best quote of all from yesterday&#8217;s event may have come from New York Yankees sucky outfielder Johnny Damon.</p><blockquote><p>Afterwards, ESPN&#8217;s Hannah Storm tried to talk to all of the Yankees in attendance, but only Johnny Damon would speak on the record. What he had to say was pretty interesting.</p><p>Storm asked him about how he felt about Rodriguez&#8217;s confession, and Damon kept saying, &#8220;He could have done something worse.&#8221; When Storm kept pressing Damon about what was worse, he finally said, &#8220;He could have murdered someone.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>[<a target="_blank" href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/baseball-insider/2009/02/most_revealing_quotes_about_a-.html" >source</a>]</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/02/quote-of-the-day-86.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>10 THINGS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN A-ROD&#8217;S STORY</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/02/10-things-more-believable-than-a-rods-story.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/02/10-things-more-believable-than-a-rods-story.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2009/02/10-things-more-believable-than-a-rods-story.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[10.  That Zach Randolph and Louis Amundson are having dinner and drinks tonight9.  That John Daly stopped boozing and is going to Jenny Craig every day8.  That Isiah Thomas will be the next coach of the Suns7.  That the people throwing haymakers in this video will be nominated for Time&#8217;s Man [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style: italic;">10.  That Zach Randolph and Louis Amundson are having dinner and drinks tonight</span></p><p><object style="font-style: italic;" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NAmOq7rEzPY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NAmOq7rEzPY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">9.  That John Daly stopped boozing and is going to Jenny Craig every day</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnjohndaly.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">8.  That Isiah Thomas will be the next coach of the Suns</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnzeke.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">7.  That the people throwing haymakers in this video will be nominated for Time&#8217;s Man of the Year</span></p><p><object style="font-style: italic;" height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CyiMiyrd-MM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CyiMiyrd-MM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="295" width="480"></embed></object></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">6.  That <a target="_blank" href="http://brahsome.com/2009/02/17/oil-can-boyd-wants-back-in-baseball/" >Oil Can Boyd</a> can still bring the heat at age 49</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnoilcan.jpg" /><span id="fullpost"></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">5.  Newest biography on Bud Selig:  &#8220;Greatest commissioner in Sports History&#8221;</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnbud-selig.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">4.  Jason Richardson nominated for Father of the Year</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnjrich.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">3.  That<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5153754/jeff-reed-freaks-out-on-paper-towel-machine-convenience-store-workers" > Jeff Reed</a> is a normal, everyday sober human being</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnjeff-reed.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">2.  That Facebook <a target="_blank" href="http://consumerist.com/5150175/facebooks-new-terms-of-service-we-can-do-anything-we-want-with-your-content-forever" >really cares about your well-being</a> and won&#8217;t exploit you</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnfacebook.jpg" /></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">1.  &#8220;Your Detroit Lions, Super Bowl XLIV Champions&#8221;</span></p><p><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/tnsuperbowl.png" /></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/02/10-things-more-believable-than-a-rods-story.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Breaking: Strippers support A-Rod</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/02/breaking-strippers-support-a-rod.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/02/breaking-strippers-support-a-rod.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[strippers]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2009/02/breaking-strippers-support-a-rod.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[So I am sitting here at my desk trying to find the next hot babe you&#8217;ve never heard of when I get this email&#8230; Rick&#8217;s Cabaret Girls Support A-Rod! It is well known that A-Rod has been a big fan of several &#8220;gentlemen&#8217;s clubs,&#8221; and the Girls of Rick&#8217;s Cabaret New York (50 West 33 St) are [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I am sitting here at my desk trying to find the next hot babe you&#8217;ve never heard of when I get this email&#8230;<br /><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rick&#8217;s Cabaret Girls Support A-Rod!</span></p><p>It is well known that A-Rod has been a big fan of several &#8220;gentlemen&#8217;s clubs,&#8221; and the Girls of Rick&#8217;s Cabaret New York (50 West 33 St) are offering their support for one of their favorites.</p><p>&#8220;We love A-Rod,&#8221; said blonde beauty Heather. &#8220;What he did was years ago, and everyone should forgive him.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s give him another chance,&#8221; said Rick&#8217;s Girl Celeste, who attends Columbia University. &#8220;He deserves it.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;The Yankees are good tippers,&#8221; said Rick&#8217;s Girl Sunny. &#8220;I love the Yankees.&#8221;</p><p>Rick&#8217;s Cabaret</p></blockquote><p>Now normally I would not pass along information such as this, but when someone includes pics of topless strippers, it touches a soft spot in my <s>pants</s> heart&#8230;</p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://on205thimages.com/viewer.php?file=uztirkij04jn9sono6bn.jpg" ><img style="width: 143px; 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Here, let me help&#8230;</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/11/wtf-a-rod-here-let-me-help.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/11/wtf-a-rod-here-let-me-help.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[WAGs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hot celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[American babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/11/wtf-a-rod-here-let-me-help.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[Seriously, Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s downward spiral into becoming the creepiest professional athlete ever just took another big dive as it is being reported that A-Load bought his new girlfriend-forever Madonna a new Rolls Royce. So sad&#8230; &#8220;&#8230;word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M&#8217;s face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s downward spiral into becoming the creepiest professional athlete ever just took another big dive as it is being reported that A-Load bought his new girlfriend-forever Madonna a new Rolls Royce. So sad&#8230;</p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;&#8230;<a target="_blank" href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b68105_a-rod_makes_madonna_feel_right_home.html" >word from Madonna-ites</a> who witness almost every one of Queen M&#8217;s face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Royce.</span></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">No word, as yet, from Camp Madonna, on whether or not it&#8217;s officially true, but certainly would explain the dramatic staging of a Rolls in the girl&#8217;s Sticky &amp; Sweet tour.&#8221;</span></p><p><span>Blrghthjppt&#8230; sorry, just puked in my mouth again&#8230;</span></p><p><img src="http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/on205th/on205th-2/arod-madonna.jpg" /></p><p>Rod, a word of advice. You&#8217;re in your early 30&#8217;s. You&#8217;re loaded. You are a pro baseball player. A really good pro baseball player. 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target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/bbed3418163767/" ><img src="http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/1817/bbed3418163767.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/d2f61518163771/" ><img src="http://thumbnails4.imagebam.com/1817/d2f61518163771.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/e5774818163803/" ><img src="http://thumbnails9.imagebam.com/1817/e5774818163803.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/deb52218164017/" ><img src="http://thumbnails9.imagebam.com/1817/deb52218164017.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/518c7618164019/" ><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1817/518c7618164019.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/0c30a718164021/" ><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1817/0c30a718164021.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/1be4f218164022/" ><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1817/1be4f218164022.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/41a8f218159617/" ><img src="http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/1816/41a8f218159617.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/02a55e18159636/" ><img src="http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1816/02a55e18159636.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/482bf418157915/" ><img src="http://thumbnails3.imagebam.com/1816/482bf418157915.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.imagebam.com/image/8b74a518157923/" ><img src="http://thumbnails3.imagebam.com/1816/8b74a518157923.gif" alt="imagebam.com" /></a></p><p>And this is just part one of my nine-part list, Alex&#8230;</span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/11/wtf-a-rod-here-let-me-help.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Alex Rodriguez gets Into the Groove</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/alex-rodriguez-gets-into-the-groove.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/alex-rodriguez-gets-into-the-groove.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hot celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[American babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/07/alex-rodriguez-gets-into-the-groove.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[The creative fellas over at Rotohog put together an amusing little clip here of Mr. Romance, Alex Rodriguez, getting jiggy to Madonna (her music, not her personally, that happened later, after his wife gave birth). Thought you might like it. It made me smile, which hurt my face. Peace&#8230;]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The creative fellas over at <a target="_blank" href="http://community.rotohog.com/Baseball/A-ROD-Get-s-into-a-Groove-with-Madonna-What-might-be-seen-on-the-SKydome-JumboTron" >Rotohog</a> put together an amusing little clip here of Mr. Romance, Alex Rodriguez, getting jiggy to Madonna (her music, not her personally, that happened later, after his wife gave birth). Thought you might like it. It made me smile, which hurt my face. Peace&#8230;</p><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWMKzEuhXzg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWMKzEuhXzg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/alex-rodriguez-gets-into-the-groove.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Madonna demands Cynthia Rodriguez &#8217;shut up&#8217; A-Rod affair rumors</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/madonna-demands-cynthia-rodriguez-shut-up-a-rod-affair-rumors.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/madonna-demands-cynthia-rodriguez-shut-up-a-rod-affair-rumors.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hot celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[American babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/07/madonna-demands-cynthia-rodriguez-shut-up-a-rod-affair-rumors.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[Madonna is furious over claims her alleged relationship with a US baseball star has been labeled an &#8220;affair of the heart.&#8221; LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS FASCINATING STORY&#8230; ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna is furious over claims her alleged relationship with a US baseball star has been labeled an &#8220;affair of the heart.&#8221; <a target="_blank" href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212157168.shtml" >LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS FASCINATING STORY&#8230;</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/madonna-demands-cynthia-rodriguez-shut-up-a-rod-affair-rumors.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>WOULD AROD HIT IT?</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/would-arod-hit-it.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/would-arod-hit-it.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[1980s]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/07/would-arod-hit-it.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[ So Arod has a thing for Madonna huh?  I think we all collectively threw up a little in our mouth the last time we saw a pic of the Material Girl. But what if this is something he isn&#8217;t embarrassed about&#8230; What if Arod has a fetish for Female Singers of the 1980s? Guyism goes back in [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=deadspin_alex_madge_500-2.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/deadspin_alex_madge_500-2.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><i>So Arod <a target="_blank" href="http://www.etruesports.com/index.php?page=article&amp;articleId=164" >has a thing for Madonna</a> huh?  I think we all collectively threw up a little in our mouth the last time we saw a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.behollywoodfit.com/content/binary/madonna1234.jpg" >pic of the Material Girl.</a></p><p>But what if this is something he isn&#8217;t embarrassed about&#8230;</p><p>What if Arod has a fetish for Female Singers of the 1980s?</p><p>Guyism goes back in time and asks,<br /></i><br />Would Arod hit it?</p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Debbie Gibson</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_DebbieGibson.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_DebbieGibson.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>She&#8217;s got Electric Youth on her side.  And hey, doesn&#8217;t she get bonus points for appearing in <a target="_blank" href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1029750,00.html" >Playboy</a>?</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  Seriously, did you see the Playboy spread?</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>Paula Abdul</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_PaulaAbdul.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_PaulaAbdul.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>Yea, she&#8217;s a crazy, doped out alkie right now.  But back in the day, straight up, girl could move.  She was forever my girl.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  If you have to listen to her talk in the morning with that raspy voice, then an emphatic NO!</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>The Bangles</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_TheBangles.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_TheBangles.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>I&#8217;m pretty sure Arod isn&#8217;t Egyptian but in this case I think he&#8217;ll make an exception.  Pretty much quantity over quality here.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  How&#8217;s a fivesome sound?</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>Tiffany</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_Tiffany.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_Tiffany.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>If you were a dude in the 80s, there was no way you didnt know who Tiffany was.  In fact, I got my first boner because I thought she was singing &#8220;I think We&#8217;re Alone Now&#8221; specifically for me.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  Let&#8217;s see Madonna, Tiffany, maybe Arod has a thing for one named Stars</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><span id="fullpost"></p><p><b></p><p>Samantha Fox</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_SamanthaFox.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_SamanthaFox.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>Would Arod want to &#8220;touch that&#8221;?  With the way Madonna is looking these days, Samantha Fox is a huge upgrade.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  No doubt, in a second</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsup.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>Janet Jackson</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_JanetJackson.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_JanetJackson.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>Don&#8217;t we all wish that Janet Jackson would have <a target="_blank" href="http://ladyraptastic.com/uploaded_images/janet-jackson-fat-obese-1-796868.jpg" >&#8220;controlled&#8221; some of her eating habits</a> the last few years?</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  When she didn&#8217;t look like a water buffalo, any male that could get erect would hit it.</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>Cyndi Lauper</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CyndiLauper.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CyndiLauper.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>Cyndi was and is a slut.  Right?  Wait, isn&#8217;t that what &#8220;Girls just want to have fun&#8221; was all about?</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  Not now, not in the 1980s, not ever</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p><b></p><p>Sheena Easton</b></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_SheenaEaston.png"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_SheenaEaston.png" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></p><p>Help me decide here&#8230;.Is this chick hotter because she got with Prince or does that taint her a little?</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Verdict:  If Arod is comfortable with sloppy seconds, then go for it.  The short hair thing is a bit of a buzzkill though.</span></p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&amp;current=tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CommodusThumbsDown.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></span></p><p></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/would-arod-hit-it.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>A-Rod&#8217;s nine other celebrity crushes (besides Madonna)</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/a-rods-nine-other-celebrity-crushes-besides-madonna.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/a-rods-nine-other-celebrity-crushes-besides-madonna.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hot celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[American babes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[satire]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/07/a-rods-nine-other-celebrity-crushes-besides-madonna.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[While at first it seems odd that a perennial all-star would bother with a mannish 49 year-old pop star striving for 0% body fat, the whole thing makes a of lot sense when you take into account A-Rod&#8217;s track record with women. SEE WHO ELSE A-ROD FANCIES&#8230; ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While at first it seems odd that a perennial all-star would bother with a mannish 49 year-old pop star striving for 0% body fat, the whole thing makes a of lot sense when you take into account A-Rod&#8217;s track record with women. <a target="_blank" href="http://nextround.net/2008/07/01/a-rods-9-other-celebrity-crushes-besides-madonna/" >SEE WHO ELSE A-ROD FANCIES&#8230;</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/a-rods-nine-other-celebrity-crushes-besides-madonna.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>ALEX-A RODRIGUEZ ATTACKED AT FENWAY</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/04/alex-a-rodriguez-attacked-at-fenway.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/04/alex-a-rodriguez-attacked-at-fenway.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:23:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Boston]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fenway]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MLB]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/04/alex-a-rodriguez-attacked-at-fenway.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, you read that right.  Alexa and no, I&#8217;m not just rippin on A-Rod cause he&#8217;s a pretty boy.She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn&#8217;t seriously hurt. READ THE FULL STORYThanks to WOI contributor &#8220;Doc Gilly&#8221; [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/isaacand/?action=view&amp;current=t1-hawk.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/isaacand/t1-hawk.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a></div><p>Yeah, you read that right.  Alexa and no, I&#8217;m not just rippin on A-Rod cause he&#8217;s a pretty boy.</p><p><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn&#8217;t seriously hurt.</span></p></blockquote><p><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/baseball/mlb/04/03/hawk.fenway.ap/index.html" >READ THE FULL STORY</a></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></p><p>Thanks to WOI contributor &#8220;Doc Gilly&#8221; for the heads-up<br /><br/><br /></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/04/alex-a-rodriguez-attacked-at-fenway.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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