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Why 1996? Because in 1996 Ali Landry was Miss USA. And in 1996 I would have given my left nut to have had sex with Ali. Fast forward 13 years and we see that Ali, despite having had kids, can still bring it in a bikini. Would I still give up my left nut for her? Nah, but I didn't say anything about the right one... ...more.

Ali Landry is making some sort of feeble comeback into the world of Hollywood by participating in the latest version of The Superstars (which, shockingly is comprised of people who are, you know, not really superstars, kind of like Dancing with the Stars is composed of people who are not stars and Help, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here is composed of people who aren't celebrities). I used to lo ...more.

Remember Ali Landry? Former Miss USA? The chick from the Doritos commercials? You know, the ones that aired during the 1998, 1999 and 2000 Super Bowls that got us all hot and bothered? Ah, there you go... Well, for some reason she is back out attending those events that celebrities attend. She was spotted at some Hollywood Christmas thing and the American Music Awards in the past week so I ask, is ...more.