She’s been making the rounds on talk shows too. Tuesday night she was on The Late Show with David Letterman. And though the interview was somewhat bland, she did detail how she met husband, tennis star Andy Roddick.

Let’s just say that Roddick wasn’t exactly Casanova.

Straight out of the school of, “I’ll have your mom call my mom,” Roddick had his agent call Decker’s agent to arrange a meeting.

According to Decker though, she was hosting a football show on SI in which Roddick “saw her talk” and that won him over.

Yea, I’ve seen her talk too. Half-naked and in a bikini in my dreams. Wanna get married?

I bet when you woke up this morning you didn’t think you’d see two Koalas going at it. But luckily for you, we found some video of Andy Roddick with his lovely wife in Australia and wouldn’t you know, the cameras caught some koalas having sex in the background.

And If you think about it real hard(that’s what she said), can you blame the little critters? If you had Brooklyn Decker snuggling up on you and holding you and caressing you and saying naughty things in your ear, you’d probably bang the next thing you saw too.

*Warning: If you think koalas are cute, innocent little bears, this video is probably not up your alley

{The Herald Sun}

Apparently there is some kind of feud going on in the tennis world.

Roddick and Djokovic.

Sounds like the intro for a eastern european gay version of batman and robin.

Anyways, Roddick said some things about Djokovic the other day, claiming he had “one too many injuries”.

Djokovic didn’t take kindly to the words and used the post-match interview to chide Roddick.

Remember this is the same man who used the U.S. Open last year to do impressions of other players. To my knowledge, nobody tried to fight Djokovic afterwards. Maybe now its time.

Robin always was sensitive wasn’t he……

While there are some people out there who actually care about who wins the U.S. Open. Others, most notably perverts everywhere, wonder about the eye candy thats been cheering Andy on the last couple of weeks.

(And to think, I’ve been watching women’s tennis this whole time trying to find the next hottie but all I keep seeing are these manbearpigs rolling out. Seriously, have you seen Amelie Mauresmo? Before you click on that, I should warn you, if you have any semblance of a boner from the picture above, be prepared for it to become instantly flaccid.)

Anyways, I love how the cameramen have made it a point to flash to Brooklyn Decker at least 15-20 times during Roddick’s matches. Its made the matches somewhat watchable.

This clip which isn’t even from the U.S. Open is actually a bit creepy though. The cameraman either has Parkinson’s or he’s got his hands on his tennis balls….

I always knew the French were weird….

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Day seven of 10 folks! The U.S. is still hanging in there and today we pin our hopes on Andy Roddick’s superhot WAG Brooklyn Decker as she takes on footballer Gianluigi Buffon’s WAG, Miss Czech Republic 1998, Alena Seredova. I think that we are all winners here today. Now go vote!

Each weekday from July 14 to July 25 one American WAG will face-off with a European counterpart for world WAG supremacy. The deciding factors? Your votes. (more background on this event here).

Who is the hotter WAG today?

Alena Seredova (Czech Republic)

Brooklyn Decker (USA)

POLL CLOSED
Results
on 205th: Alena 31% | Brooklyn 69%
The Spoiler: Alena 52% | Brooklyn 49%
OVERALL: Alena 37% | Brooklyn 63%

Previous matches (Vote!): Day 1 | 2 | 3| 4 | 5 | 6