1975... Wheel of Fortune premieres on NBC. Bill Gates founds Microsoft. Muhammad Ali defeats Joe Frazier in The Thrilla in Manila. Teamsters Union president Jimmy Hoffa is reported missing. And this gorgeous group of women were born... ...more.

The Museum of Contemporary Art held it's 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles on Saturday and since it was in Los Angeles and not a day goes by in which at least some gaggle of sexy celebrity women aren't out at some event this was no different. When do these people actually find the time to work? ...more.

Listen, we're not saying people shouldn't be entitled to their opinion. We're just saying we don't care what these women have to say. In fact, we'd appreciate it if they just stood there and said nothing. ...more.

Angelina Jolie may or may not be having marital issues and she may be the mother of 23, but that doesn't change the fact that when she wants to she can bring it with the best of them as this little leather ensemble she wore to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds will attest.More Angie goodness here and here. ...more.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

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I'm probably alone in thinking Jennifer Aniston is kind of awesome for an attention whore drama queen, but she does appear quite crazy in the new issue of GQ....more.

My favorite MILF, Angelina Jolie, took one of her 23 kids shopping in New Orleans the other day. That in itself qualifies for a post, but she made it even more special by wearing a nice dress that accentuated her upper rackage area and her lower leggage area. (Are too words, spell check!)I wonder what her and little whateverhisnameis bought? You know, it is entirely possible that she has another k ...more.

Even though she isn't running around posing or appearing in movies with her tits out anymore, Angelina Jolie has still got it going on as these photos of her at the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party will attest.You just know that guy in the Panda suit is sporting wood being that close to the queen MILF.More Angelina Jolie hotness here. ...more.

Angelina Jolie is universally regarded as the hottest girl alive. So prepare to find her even hotter when you learn that she's playing Nintendo DS games like a 15 year-old Japanese schoolgirl....more.

From some bullcrap event they were "hosting" over the weekend....more.

So Angelina Jolie appeared in W magazine (yet another magazine geared towards women that somehow ends up on this site) doing a little breastfeeding and goofing around... Why is this important? Because besides the fact that she is pretty much batcrap insane and wants to adopt the whole world, there's a couple of good boob shots in this set and she is still Angelina Jolie, that's why.I love it when ...more.

When she was pregnant, Angelina Jolie was apparently extremely gay for Hot Pockets. Which is ironic because her adopted kids tend to have a stomach the size of one....more.

Either that or Angelina Jolie is a witch or she takes really good drugs that only superstar A-list celebrities and ambassadors to the United Nations are privy to. How else do you explain the mother of 26 still looking so goddamn fine?I always wondered about Brad Pitt having to deal with all those kids running around and Angelina's 'eccentricities', but now I see why he puts up with it. Damn... ...more.

NFL: Goodell calls Raiders' dispute "unfortunate"NFL: O.J. Simpson kept in isolation following convictionNFL: O.J. Simpson had an acquittal party plannedCFB: Chase Daniel charges Huskers of spitting on himSOCCER: Columbus Crew captain Frankie Hejduk pounds beers with fansELITEXC: CBS execs pleased with EliteXC ratingsCELEB: Angelina Jolie got more tattooson 205th recommends: WALL STREET FIGHTER ...more.

To spoof somebody means you actually have to act.And while I am a big Carmen Electra fan, acting really isn't her forte.In fact, her forte really should just be limited to looking hot and wearing a bikini.But Carmen is all set and ready to go on her new movie satire "Disaster"Carmen Electra is set to spoof Angelina Jolie's character from the film Wanted in her upcoming satire Disaster Movie."When ...more.

If only Angelina Jolie would stop popping out babies and get back to being, in my opinion, the sexiest woman in the world, we could solve all this international conflict. Her ass scene in Wanted is merely the tip of the iceberg of what her hotness can accomplish. She is a U.N. Ambassador after all!Since I posted two short videos today, not allowing you to maximize your screw-off time at work the w ...more.