I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.

Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it's bad enough, the dog might get put down. It's sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you're this British woman, you go, "Eh, it happens" and keep the dog. ...more.

There have been very few trustworthy monkeys that I've encountered in life. Most would maul you the first chance they get and/or throw feces on you as soon as they feel continent. So it comes as no shock that this damned dirty chimp would strip a woman down in broad daylight. Video is after the jump and I suppose it's technically NSFW, unless you're a monkey with grabby hands and a day job. ...more.

A bunch of cocaine went missing down in Naples, Florida after a drug bust. The police have no idea where it went. But read this story and there may be a clue or two. Let it never be said I'm not thought-provoking. ...more.

Squirrels are jerks, it's pretty much a known fact. But did you know that they are ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORISTS? Because they totally are! If you're to believe this "news story" about a Maine town. ...more.

It's almost the weekend, which means that tomorrow is, in fact, Caturday. After the roaring success in my own mind that was the Cats with Wigs post, here's the darker site of Catness. Here are three cats fighting over a steak. ...more.

Ever since I opened a package of Polly-O and found a piece of string-cheese missing, I've had a healthy distrust of parrots. Here's another reason why...they'll rape you, as evidenced by this BBC video of a man being introduced to an extremely rare parrot. ...more.

People often ask me, "Chris, you do a lot of great things on your site, but you never post videos of inarticulate men doing running commentary of them trying to get their dog to play fetch, then commenting on their dog opting to poop in the ocean and eat it. Why don't you do that more?" Well person who totally exists, it's your day. ...more.

There's a whole lot of chicken drama going on in Indiana, mostly over people owning them as pets. Because when you were eating that Chicken Whopper you were probably thinking, "Wow, I bet this sandwich would have been adorable to own." Anyway, it was illegal to own chickens and...now it still is. ...more.

Ever find a photo that just tickled your fancy and you can't totally explain why? Well this panda can't find that photo that'll take him to his happy place because this stupid kid is acting like a dick. ...more.

Want to feel better about yourself going into the weekend? Queue up this video after the jump...the rhinoceros who simply can't get it up for his lover while everyone in the zoo stares, points, and laughs. Poor poor rhino. Might be NSFW if your office frowns on hilarious rhino penis. ...more.

Via Thingpart comes this comic about the fragility of life and a magical dog who knows CPR. ...more.

Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it's even more depressing when you're the horse that's expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person. ...more.

Bears are wild animals, but it's easy to forget that when they're being cool and allowing you to feed them. Then ironically it becomes easy to remember it when the bears are eating you alive in your backyard. Life is silly like that sometimes. ...more.