Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting...it's fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, that the painting has a big erect penis which was previously painted over. ...more.

Ebony Magazine in 1985 released composite photos of what certain celebrities will look like in the FUTUREEEEEE, the year 2000. Here's their take on Michael Jackson....more.

Art is totally subjective, but receiving a buttload (lolpuns) of money to study the female derrière seems a bit pointless. Sexy, but pointless....more.

Art is very subjective, but rarely delicious. Fortunately, some heroes in New Jersey are fixing that by turning french fries into sculptures in an annual contest.Each year on the boardwalk, thousands of french fries are consumed by beachgoers, snatched by seagulls or tossed in the trash at the end of the day.But once a year, the truly lucky ones become art.Entrants in the city's french fry ...more.

It's Easter, the one socially acceptable time of year to eat the marshmallow crap that is Peeps. Fortunately some people have made these treats into art. Slutty art. Just how I likes it....more.

It's no surprise to hear that something in Japan will totally f with your perception of how you view...well, life. But this toilet, created as part of an campaign, is pretty amazing and cool....more.

Artist Paul McCarthy makes some real shitty art...LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, puns aside, his big inflatable dog poo art "Complex Shit" destroyed the museum it was housed in and damaged nearby houses and land in an unspeakable act of fecal violence.A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibiti ...more.

The Italians are known for shitty construction (I'm looking at YOU Tower of Pisa) but this is a new low. Some German "artist" douche put Legos in the holes in buildings in an Italian town....more.

After the amazingness that was a chick getting knockeddafout by some dude, I received an email from our friends at Going Like Sixty with this video of people getting punched in the face in slow mo.It's mind-boggling what people can do in the name of art. Punching people in the face as they do silly things, wiping feces in the form of religious icon, it's just so absurd. I may have missed my ...more.