So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that's what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should have a Hot Hollywood Party, because these babes only need half an excuse to attend anything named something like that. ...more.

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. ...more.

1985 (for real this time)... WrestleMania debuts at Madison Square Garden. Coca-Cola changes its formula and releases New Coke. The Night Stalker is captured in Los Angeles. The computer game Tetris is released. And this group of lovely ladies was born. What a year... ...more.

Follow me on this one. MTV held it's annual Latin America awards show and Paulina Rubio performed there. Makes sense, right? Superdupermodel Alessandra Ambrosio was in attendance looking about as hot as I have ever seen her. ...more.

I'm not sure what to make of this. A pseudo celebrity looking rather slutty in front of a car shouldn't really be news.But I guess Nascar is a sport supposedly and I guess Audrina Patridge is sorta hot.Not that I'm complaining or anything. Trust me, I'd much rather see her in a short skirt waving a flag than say one of the uglier dudes ever, Richard Petty.(That pic of Petty will sc ...more.

Seriously? Audrina Patridge? Come on, Maxim! I know you can do better than this. I post photos of babes from all over the world each day that the Maxim's in other countries take photos of and you put Audrina Patridge on your cover? Sure she is hot, but damn, Audrina Patridge? She isn't even showing nip... Fail, Maxim. Fail. (Even more amazing is that this is not the first time Maxim has dropped Au ...more.

I had not planned on seeing Sorority Row before now, hell, I hadn't heard of Sorority Row before now, but if it has a Audrina Patridge doing a lesbian makeout scene in it I might just go see it. Well, probably not, but still... ...more.

Back on June 12 of the year 2008 I declared that Audrina Patridge was wearing the best shirt evar. Today I award the title of second best shirt evar to... drumroll... Audrina Patridge! For some reason though I am starting to think that perhaps it's not the shirts that make these photos of Audrina so great... just a thought...More Audrina goodness here and here...... and some NSFW Audrina goodness ...more.

And for Audrina Patridge her calling would be to be on the beach every day of the year in a bikini (minus the douche she's all rubbing down though). It's what she does well and I am all for people finding their strengths and taking full advantage of them. It's how I roll...More Audrina goodness here and here...... and some NSFW Audrina goodness here. ...more.

For some reason Audrina Patridge was at some place called the Jukari Fit to Fly Studio in Los Angeles and was doing things that look like she is getting ready to perform in the circus, which, come to think of it, would actually be a step up in prestige from appearing on The Hills .More Audrina good stuff here and here. ...more.

In a new study conducted by the heroes at Princeton University, research has proven that men seeing a woman in bikini are more likely to see them as objects and not think about the woman's thoughts. I'm stunned....more.

So I guess The Hills cast is in Hawaii for some reason. Oh yeah, it's so that Audrina Patridge will be shot in a bikini 90% of the time.These producers are friggin' geniuses... Seriously, if there was a channel that showed Audrina strutting around in a bikini top 24/7 how many times a day do you think you'd flip over and watch? I know I would watch it at least five, ten minutes a day. Don't knock ...more.

Sometimes I wonder if babes like Audrina Patridge really want the things they go out shopping for or if they are just doing it to give the paparazzi a chance to take pictures of them, further extending their 15 minutes of fame.Whatever... Audrina is looking good, so I guess I don't really care that much why she is out, I am just glad that she is.More Audrina Patridge good stuff here. ...more.

From some bullcrap party for some bullcrap magazine....more.

Here are some pics of Audrina Partridge whoring it up in leopard print tights and showing off some whore cleavage. All she needs now to complete her hooker on 5th and Jefferson look is an intimidating black pimp and two black eyes. DO YOU LIKE THE HOOKER LOOK? ...more.

In case you missed it or forgot, yesterday was Halloween. That means that various celebs and sluts and celeb sluts were out and about in skimpy costumes. I compiled a few pics of them so you could see just how lame the Halloween party you attended really was by comparison...We've got KimK Superstar, Mariah Carey, Heidi Montag, Traci Bingham, Aubrey O'Day, Audrina Patridge and April Scott. Scott be ...more.

Defamer unearthed the salaries of the Hills starlets and, apparently, they make a fload....more.