People in Australia have been calling for the removal of a cookie called "Creole Creams," which gets its name from the ethnic term for people with a mixed race background. The analogy made in the quote of an Aboriginal spokesperson does not sound like a delicious cookie at all. ...more.

A Western Australian taxi driver lured over 100 drunk young guys into his cab and, well, let's just say that they were the ones getting the tip. PUNS! ...more.

I really can't stand drunk drivers. It's a stupid mistake and there's a huge risk you're taking, typically involving other people's lives. However, when you look like Jessica Maree Langford (pictured, right) and you want to drive drunk AND naked, well, maybe we can work something out. ...more.

Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn't like it. ...more.

Australia is backwards in a lot of ways, most notably the toilet going backwards thing. Another way: Their porn filters block educational stuff, but not not the porn.AN INTERNET filter installed by the NSW education department gave students access to pornographic material - but blocked educational sites.One site a Year 10 student opened while searching for a type of bird contained graphic sex ...more.

This classy gentleman decides that, hey, it's a good idea to use one's head to smash through a windshield. And boy does he do it effectively.I consider it one of my civic duties to provide you, dear reader, with life lessons. Here's one: Don't f with a bald dude who, for fun, headbutts a car windshield until it breaks. Odds are that he wasn't just taking a break from his daily readings of D ...more.

I rarely do good things for people, so it's a privilege to do something nice for the people of Africa. Some celebrities are getting together as part of the World Series of Poker 2009 festivities, in conjunction with Enough, to raise money for the various crises in Africa and, presumably, avoid making racially insensitive jokes....more.

Now that Robert Downey Jr. has cleaned up his act a bit, someone has to pick up the slack of stumbling into homes and falling asleep on people's beds. Fortunately, we have koalas who can fill in admirably.Three tourists received an amusing surprise when they discovered a koala bear wandering around their beachside holiday home on a tropical island off far north eastern Australia, trying out dif ...more.

Australian police have a lack of space/availability at their shooting ranges, which is causing problems for young cops. Primarily, they're wetting themselves at the thought of using a gun."The capacity of this [Goulburn] facility has been exceeded due to an increasing number of recruits," the tender document states.Senior police say the lack of access to shooting ranges has resulted in some y ...more.

A ruling in an Australian court sets a new and exciting (albeit much less sexy) precedent: Those photos of Bart and Lisa having incest are no longer just creepy, they're illegal....more.

An Australian dad is suing a school for "teaching her about religion"...only it's not so much religion unless you consider Steve Carell a Biblical figure and "Evan Almighty" scripture. Which you might. I'm not here to lay blame, man.Mr Williams said the Ark replica was later pinned to the classroom wall, and the teacher showed his daughter a DVD "with a Genesis theme and a book about Noah's Ar ...more.

Australia's Federal sports minister (whatever the f that is) is pretty hot. So Zoo Magazine offered her 30k in whatever currency (koala droppings?) to pose nude. Her vaguely intrigued response..."She had a chuckle at the idea but has decided against it,'' her spokesman told Zoo.[via] ...more.

With the growth of lesbianism and, apparently, less guys jizzing into cups for their procreation benefits, regulators in Australia are concerned that there might be incest going on down under....more.

Thinking about selling your life away? Prepare to be disappointed if you're anything like this Australian dude.A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000.Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, put everything he owned as well as introductions to his friends on the onli ...more.