I'm so sick of babies/little kids and their egomaniacal attitudes. "Ooh look at me, I crap myself and have people clean up after me, look how cute I am as I do completely dickish things to everyone around me." So good for the fashionably-dressed puppy in this video who sticks it to some baby who started beefing with him. ...more.

I don't trust babies; every time I meet one and introduce myself, they rarely seem to remember me the second time I run into them. Here's further reason why...watch this baby attempt to pull down this chick's halter top time and time again (might be NSFW at a couple parts).Now sure, I'm interested in seeing the fruits of this baby's labor...what kind of man would I be if I didn't want to see ...more.

Via XKCD comes this comic about the dangers of reckless eBaying....more.

It's very rare that murder can be so adorable but when you have a 2-month old puppy taking out a 2-month old infant, it's just about as cute as it could possibly be. I guess unless you're the parents...but what are the odds they're reading?"There can be only one, human."For now--- police believe a black labrador puppy attacked and killed the baby.The boy died inside the home at 101st and E ...more.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not much of a fan of having babies at this point in my life, but something about launching a newborn by jumping on a pillow seems like a BAAAAAAD idea.A Georgia teen is facing child cruelty charges after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several feet across a room using an inflatable pillow.The video posted on YouTube shows the boy putting a baby on ...more.

Whenever I go into a sex shop, I can't help but think, "Gosh, I wish my kids were here." Well, I'm in luck.In the p.c. enclave of hipster Brooklyn, N.Y., residents are hardly batting an eye over the opening of a new kind of sex shop.The high-design Babeland shop, which sells itself as being "kid-friendly," doesn't exactly scream sex though.Unlike the older sex shops, which are dark and di ...more.

Twins are kind of creepy in general. It'd bother me to have a carbon copy of myself out there in the world, probably because it would create like a black hole of awesome that would deprive part of the world of any additional awesomeness lest the world collapse on itself. Where was I? Oh yeah, some little girl had her undeveloped twin in her stomach.A 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in ...more.