I've mentioned here before that I don't "get" many fetishes, not having one of my own. But if it makes people happy, more power to them. At the same time, it doesn't make it any less creepy to see some of them in action. Like this, an Etsy.com collection of Barbie furries. ...more.

Some may argue that a post about Barbie and/or her choices of career isn't a great for Guyism, but I would disagree; as a man, I see value in the progress of women, particularly when they're able to do so with boobs that would cause them to topple over like they were a competitive game of Jenga. So take a look at 2010's Computer Engineering Barbie. ...more.

It's the season for holiday shopping, so a lot of people will probably be hitting up Barbie's Web site for all the hottest trends in miniature plastic women with massive boobs. But when your child ends up at Barbie's Web site, well, you probably don't want her to see an advertisement for penile enlargement. ...more.

From Barbie's Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words......more.

I've gotten this video from the Tonight Show sent to me literally three times today so I guess I should post it. Barbie's turning 50 years old this week, so that officially qualifies her as a cougar. And what better way to celebrate that than with a special toy.The whole concept of cougars kind of grosses me out and not just because I think sex should be legally tied solely to the functional ...more.

I have a thing for Barbie. She's made out of plastic, she never says no, she may be the perfect woman. So it's kind of disconcerting to see all the fed up things going on behind the creation of Barbie in a new book....more.

Barbie's just a mess. First she does all sorts of racist and sexist stuff, now she's getting involved in hardcore pornography? What is the world coming to?!?! (clip is SFW visually, perhaps not audibly)Bonus points for a Ken cum shot. It must have been hard for Ken to muster that up. I'd imagine he'd primarily focus on asking Barbie to put on the "special Barbie belt" he bought for her wh ...more.

I'm a guy but I think Barbie's pretty awesome. Blond hair, doesn't need to eat, nice boobs, she seems like a great deal. But having been around penetrating girls' sanity for like a century, Mattel has made some missteps with the doll. Here are the big (absurd) ones....more.

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