Got 20,000 hours, a shitton of money, and a hard-on for Batman? Then you and this Swedish guy really need to exchange Facebook account URL's.The 700-horsepower techno-sportster is a one-of-a-kind creation, three-and-a-half years in the making. Oh yeah, and it cost over $1 million to construct.It is built on a 1973 Lincoln Continental chassis. It has machine guns, rear-view video cameras, height-ad ...more.

Batman: The Cobblepot Caper: Help Batman ruin the Penguin's plans by rescuing Victor and protecting the city. ...more.

This Batman Tumbler go-kart is going to go perfectly with my Dark Knight motorcycle suit and my personal Bat Signal.Apparently the plans for making this bad boy are on eBay so you too can be as awesome as me and this guy. Sweet... ...more.

This Dark Knight motorcycle suit is going to go perfect with my Carbon-fiber Suzuki GSX-R 1100.It features a heavy-duty Cordura base with four-way stretch inserts, leather and Kevlar plates, internal CE body armor and the classic wrist spikes.Now I can totally get down to fighting some crime... I wonder where I can get a helmet to match this?(Sources: Gizmodo | UD Replicas | Hell for Leather | Aut ...more.

Some bootleg version of Batman from the Philippines ended with this stirring performance between Batman, Robin, The Penguin, and the Joke. It's heartwrenching.That is so much more touching than the ending of The Dark Knight. Yeah, I could learn a lesson about accepting one's place in society and how we can all contribute to the needs of the whole (wow now that I write that out, that's a pret ...more.

Via Space Avalanche comes this take on Batman's newest adventures....more.

I'm a sucker for anything Batman (see here) so when OhGizmo! got a chance to demo Batman: Arkham Asylum they got my attention.Much like Batman, your time is almost equally split between sneaking up on your enemies and kicking ass. You have a full arsenal of gadgets there to help you accomplish both tasks in style.The game is due out on August 25th and while I won't be camping out overnight anywher ...more.

Fuck. And yes.The Batman JLA Trophy Room Electronic Bat Signal Replica is an amazing and fairly sizable prop replica that will shine the Bat Signal on your walls, ceiling, or pets! Trust us. It's cool, and it's also on sale for $40 off our regular retail price! You get that last part? On sale. CYA!(Source: Entertainment Earth via Technabob via DVICE) ...more.

Via Pencils at Dawn comes this comic about the delicious revenge the Penguin is due to extract on that Batman we hear so much about....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the real dangers of being Batman....more.

The Dark Knight was probably the best movie I saw this year (other than, maybe, The Wrestler, which I highly recommend), so I trust the people running the movies to some degree. But Eddie Murphy being cast as the Riddler for the new film? That's a stretch....more.

UPDATE: This contest is complete. We have another contest starting up very soon so come on back!The winner of Surviving History 3-DVD set is Irish Road with "After the mayor making an example of Plaxico Burress for having a concealed weapon without a permit Batman is forced to find other work in Gotham as a computer tech for Best Buy."Well done again folks!NOTE -- IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR T ...more.

I came across this photo from I-Am-Bored and instantly was brought back to my childhood irrational fears of clowns. This post is a public service for you if you're thinking about being any type of clown for Halloween. We all hate clowns, to some extent, and you have these 7 fellows to thank. ...more.

Hot damn! Call us a geek, but the best shots of The Dark Knight's premiere in NYC are the ones of the Batmobile and Batpod! YOU'RE A GEEK. ...more.