Beauty pageants are so trite; Oh look, beautiful yet somewhat developmentally disabled women fighting for roses and some pederast singing to them. Thankfully, Belgium is spicing it up with their new pageant, Miss Homeless Belgium. ...more.

You know what's troubling? How we always objectify women in beauty contests. I mean isn't the point of beauty contests to find the best person? Oh right, it isn't. Stupid Saudi Arabia....more.