Ever get done with work and are sitting around wanting to have a few pops but don't have a bottle opener so you're SOL. No? Me either. Mostly because my beers come in cans or in screw cap bottles. But if you are one of those souls, this After Office Tie is just the thing for you!The bottle opener isn't even concealed, which is nice... it sends the message, "I am only here as long as I have to be t ...more.

Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing possibly the greatest invention since the Internet: The Arkeg!!The setup houses a 5-gallon keg as well as a PC pre-loaded with 104 classic games. It's got a 24-inch screen, a 2.1 sound system with a powered sub and two arcade controllers and a trackball. Damn thing is $4,000 but I am totally going to forgo buying food for my kids for a couple of months years so I ...more.

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Sure yesterday I told you I wanted my own personal portable beer dispenser, but I am not always going to be on the go (okay, I am never 'on the go') so for those times when I am home tending to the broken wings of little birds who fell out of their nests and get the urge for a cold one on tap I can now have it with this trusty Beertender.BeerTender, la gamme de tireuses à bière d’Heineken, se ...more.

Finally I can now take my draft beer with me wherever I go. What took inventors so damn long, anyway?They might as well have called this 'The life of the party'. That's because that's what you'll be when you come into a party wearing one of these. This backpack is worn comfortably and has a tap for dispensing your favorite beverage. It even has a cup dispenser built right in! Life of the party? A ...more.

You know how people look at you funny when you walk into a wedding or funeral or business meeting with a beer cooler? You don't? Hmmm... maybe it's just me. Anyway, this bag is disguised as a messenger bag yet it holds a twelver and some ice so no one will bug you... Sweet, huh?It also comes with a built-in bottle opener. Niice. No idea why it's called a "Dolores" Cooler Bag. Maybe the creator was ...more.

I saw a cool set of plates the other day that you could set on your beer to help free up one of your hands, but they had nothing on this bad boy.I can see all sorts of practical applications for this beer holster. It'd be perfect for taking a leak in a public restroom (don't have to set your beer on the gross urinal), for cookouts (two hands for your grub!), and for drinking contests (ready, set, ...more.

What comes to mind when I say these three words? Beer, babes, boobs. Well, whatever the heck you came up with, it isn't near as cool as something called Skinny Blonde Beer, made, of course, in Australia. Why is it cool? Is it the taste? Shoot, I have no idea... never drank the stuff. It's because once the beer reaches a certain temperature, the chick on the label loses her top. And as a bonus, the ...more.

An 18-inch beer bong that holds 22 ounces of lager shaped like a submachine gun? What's not to love? I even love the lady holding the gun in the promo picture. Nothing says sexy like a babe holding a fake submachine filled with beer my dad always said. Wait, that wasn't my dad... Never mind.(Source: Urban Trend via Chip Chick via Coolness Roundup via Geekologie and so on and so on...) ...more.

Why do I want this disco ball keg? I'm not sure. I mean it's not really very functional. It's round so how does it stay upright and not spill my beer, right? But it's a disco ball keg. And I need it... Because I "Party all the time. Party all the time. My girl wants to party all the time. Party all the time. She parties all the time - party all the time. She likes to party all the time - party all ...more.

If I had this in my bar I would have the coolest bar in the county. Of course my bar right now consists of a card table and a couple of folding chairs so improving it wouldn't be that hard. However, if I had this Beer2D2 my bar would be talk of the freaking town. Check it out...Beer2's technical specs:Head - 1945 chrome BLC utility light shell.Eye - vintage movie camera lens w/adjustable spring-lo ...more.

Stephen Colbert completely skewered Fox and Friends for its story on beer pong leading to disease according to a report by the Center for Disease Control (that was completely made up). The extremely informative report by Fox News is below.Researching is overrated though. Like, who cares if a report is real or not? It's way easier and way more fun to just make shit up and present it as fact. ...more.

Need another way to get really shitfaced as fast as possible with all your closest friends? Not to worry, we have just the thing. The Russian Roulette Beer Bong! I love the product description (my comments in bold) below...Russian Roulette Beer Bong brings the excitement to drinking. (Like drinking isn't already exciting.) Spin the roulette wheel and pull out a bottle. Perhaps you will have to chu ...more.

...with a dollar bill... Take that to your Super Bowl party and be King Beer Opener! (Sure to score you all the babes... if they drink enough of the beers you opened.) ...more.