Beauty pageants are so trite; Oh look, beautiful yet somewhat developmentally disabled women fighting for roses and some pederast singing to them. Thankfully, Belgium is spicing it up with their new pageant, Miss Homeless Belgium. ...more.

Belgium's got a lot of things going for it. First, they have waffles. Then, they have no laws banning selling your children to the highest bidder...it's a real good situation, I'd say....more.