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  • The Helen Keller Simulator

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 2 Comments

    Just sit back and enjoy what life is like to be Helen Keller.I'm going to go out on a limb and say that being blind and deaf doesn't seem too desirable. But at least Helen Keller has carved out a cottage industry from it. Think about it, who else is there whom you could use in a punchline for a joke about being deaf AND blind? Most other famous blind people, like Stevie Wonder or Ray Charle ...more.
  • This dog is singing and playing piano

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 4 Comments

    I think it's safe to say that I would, and did, watch this about 20 times. Here is Porter. He's a dog. And he is SINGING and PLAYING PIANO.In actuality, this is probably how Steve Wonder and Ray Charles' performances should have turned out. If I were a blind dude and you put me in front of a piano, I'd just stare at you...er...in your general direction and be like, "You f'ing kidding me?" ...more.
  • Blind guy on American Idol is blind

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 7 Comments

    Last night's American Idol had a blind guy trying out. And he did well. But that's pretty "who gives a crap" so check out how funny it is when Ryan Seacrest tries to high five him at the end of the clip.Blind people are awesome. They're often pretty nice and you can also play games with them, like you say you're going to help them across the street, but then you walk them halfway and direct ...more.
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