by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com12) When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can't bring themselves to order11) You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat10) You look both ways before passing gas9) The mother and father like you, since you are so damned cute and harmless8) When you say you need to stay at work late, you stay ...more.