This Brody Jenner douche sure has got it made. Seriously, if you were lucky enough to be dating the Playmate of the Year like Brody is with Jayde Nicole here, and she liked you enough to hop on top of you while wearing a bikini on a public beach, wouldn't you drop to one knee right then and there to lock her up for good?Isn't it amazing that guys who were really into drama in high school are now s ...more.

Brody Jenner has a mother and she's got a fin' tight body. I am not sure if it's a side-effect of the Valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she's just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule four-hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she's f'ing and by personal trainer, I mean ...more.