As a fat man, you look forward to certain eating events in your lifetime. The days you are able to hit up Pizza Hut buffets, the rare times you can convince your girlfriend to go to Ponderosa, eating a half-sheet of ice cream cake for your bday, etc, etc...For me, one of those banner days in my life is none other than the Super Bowl.I literally try to plan out what I'm eating at least 2-3 weeks i ...more.