I ate a Whopper from Burger King yesterday for the first time in a while. It was definitely delicious. Up until the part in which I felt like my stomach was full of sludge the rest of the day. And the cold sweats. And the syphilis, which may or may not be unrelated. Anyway, they're getting healthier for your kids!...more.

I don't ever eat Burger King but I sure love their ad campaigns. Their newest one asks you to install a Facebook app that asks you to "sacrifice" ten friends to get a free Whopper....more.

I just came across this first image on Buzzfeed of an onion about to get a rectal exam at the airport from a pickle and thought, "Holy shit, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen (and eerily similar to all of my fantasies)." Then, after some more digging, I found a few more. Apparently, these are ads Burger King launched in Europe (though this first one may be in the US...I'm not sure). ...more.

By now you know about the common conception that the Burger King (you know, the dude with the plastic face and tunic) is evil. Well, good news, he's unleashing his spawn upon the Earth in a new campaign launching next week. ...more.