Some of you guys may not be as ardent media followers as I am, but an interesting bit of news today is that Newsday.com will move to a subscriber model next week, charging $5/week for their content. The quotes in the story kind of amused me...they're after the jump, along with my thoughts. ...more.

Many businesses have to make cutbacks to save money when no money is coming in. But asking me to do things for you? Not likely, Bathroom Sign....more.

By now you have to have seen the video of two Domino's employees doing all sorts of awful things to food. And apparently, those two have now been arrested. So Domino's has issued an apology that kind of made me laugh and I'm not sure why.I know you're the President and this is your business and whatever. But it seems kind of silly to get so worked up over the "hard work" of 125,000 people w ...more.

Many have echoed the sentiments behind the expression "Pimpin' ain't easy." Well, apparently it is, presuming you have enough chicken nuggets (up until the going to jail part)....more.

Flight attendants look like lemurs or grandmas now, so it's encouraging to find one that apparently is attractive enough to warrant pornographic film of her. But even more surprising is that the company who employs her is like, "Hey sure, why not."...more.

It may shock you to learn that the purveyors of video games working at Gamestop may not be the most adept at talking to women. Fortunately, there are training videos to teach them about that.The most important lesson I extracted from the video is that "women don't like being condescended to or ignored." That's basically counterintuitive to everything I've ever learned about women. Like when ...more.

See below for an update on Papa John's corporate honesty FAILAs I recently pointed out on my Twitter (you're missing out if you're not following me), Papa John's is advertising a heart-shaped pizza for all the lovers out there who are too poor or fat to do anything nice for Valentine's Day. Turns out that, once again, pizza is just lying to you....more.

This article kind of bored me but the quote amused me. Megan sounds like a saucy little minx.Last year my 26-year-old assistant asked me to write her a recommendation for business school. I was happy to help. For two years, Megan had worked around the clock, or so it surely felt to her, bringing insight to my work and order to my life.And so when I sat down to compose my letter to the school ...more.

Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are 7 ads which definitely fall into the latter category. ...more.

Some creepy Indian guy at a call center (stunner that such things exist, who knew) has been harassing a British chick via texts. And they're all hilariously quoted below!...more.

So I hope Jesus's birthday was wonderful for you all. It was less so for me because, after buying seemingly 700 million gifts, I'm now giving handjobs on the street corner for reasonable rates. Tis the season!Psychic fails at..psychic..nessPro tip: Don't be specific with your cold reading guesses when you're a ugly old lady pretending to be a psychic.This is totally why I failed at being ...more.

I get a lot of shitty emails of stuff from this site. I like getting emails offering partnerships and ads and whatever, those are awesome. What I don't like...business opportunities based around fat people copulating....more.

It seems like there's been a real mainstream rise in creative defacement of advertising. For example......more.