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Complete and utter parking lot fail
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
This is either the best viral marketing for BMW you've ever seen or the most complete and utter breakdown of how to drive a car ever. I guarantee this is the most entertaining parking fail you've ever seen. ...more."Don't hurt me," said the car
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
There's something profoundly sad about the note on this car, as if it's saying, "Don't waste your time on me. I'm no good." ...more.I Want: A $1 million Batmobile
1 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyleGot 20,000 hours, a shitton of money, and a hard-on for Batman? Then you and this Swedish guy really need to exchange Facebook account URL's.The 700-horsepower techno-sportster is a one-of-a-kind creation, three-and-a-half years in the making. Oh yeah, and it cost over $1 million to construct.It is built on a 1973 Lincoln Continental chassis. It has machine guns, rear-view video cameras, height-ad ...more.I Want: A 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
I guess this is a van, but to me it looks more like a mansion (compared to my house). It's the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge and it... is... ridiculous.Aside from its 426hp 6.1L V8 engine, the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge features a 32-inch LCD, two Sony VAIO laptops, a PlayStation 3, Nespresso machine, and even a Vertu Constellation phone. Unfortunately, this is just a concept. ...more.This car is a naughty naughty car
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
A new form of artwork is making notes in the back of a dirty car, according to a trend piece I just crafted in my head. Or I just found this photo entertaining. Either way, you're clicking through to see the dirtiest car in town. ...more.I Want: The McLaren MP4-12C
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
For around $265,000 this McLaren MP4-12C can be all yours... And by the looks of it, it'd almost be worth hocking yourself up to your neck in debt to own one.At its heart, the McLaren MP4-12C features a revolutionary carbon fibre chassis structure, the Carbon MonoCell: the first time a car in this market segment is based around such a strong and lightweight racing car engineering solution and the ...more.I Want: A Honda RA-X Concept Car
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
Designer Xuacu Pérez Quesada came up with this Honda RA-X that is inspired by a fighter jet. Why the real automakers of the world don't make cars designed like this is a mystery to me. Tell me you wouldn't want to buy a car that looked like this?The Honda RA-X is a two-seater concept car that features Gull-wing doors and a sleek design that resembles a fighter-jet cockpit rather than an automobil ...more.I Want: This BMW Vision Efficient Dynamics Concept Car
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
I know I have shown you a lot of cars that were really cool here in the past, and I have, but there's something about this BMW that really gets things stirring. Just check out how cool it looks...The BMW Vision Efficient Dynamics Concept is a full hybrid powered by a three-cylinder turbodiesel connected to a pair of electric motors pumping out 265 HP and 590 lb-ft of torque.THIS is what the new Kn ...more.I Want: James Bond’s 2025 supercar
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
This is one of the entries in a design contest for the students attending the Istituto Europeo Di Design (IED) in Turin, Italy. They couldn't use technology that either isn't available or couldn't be realized within five years. So in other words, this car doesn't exist and probably never will. I still want one.(Source: DVICE, who has all the other design pics.) ...more.I Want: A Matte Edition Gemballa Porsche Mirage GT
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
Now this is one f-cking badass set of wheels. Pardon my English, but it is. Introducing the Matte Edition Gemballa Porsche Mirage GT... And I thought the Gold Edition was sweet.Looking purely sinister, the matte black theme of the car is broken only by a few subtle silver accents, cherry red taillights and contrastingly-bright headlamps glaring out at the observer like eyes of a mountain lion dee ...more.Man accused of having sex with his car
1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
I don't know if I just spend way too much time on the Internet or if there are seriously a large group of people out there who decide that their cars are unbelievably hot, but here's a story of a gentleman who saw his car and said, "Yeah...I'd hit it." ...more.Spain's car sales are doing worse than America's
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
Car prices are at all-time lows across the globe, yet car sales continue to be sluggish. So one teenager has taken the initiative to offer a car dealer an extremely lucrative, if not slightly unconventional offer. The offer, however, is so terrible and highly illegal that you'll have to find out what it is by clicking "more." ...more.I Want: A Gold Edition Porsche Mirage GT
2 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyle
Sure the other day I said every man wants a Ferrari. Then I changed that to a Lamborghini. But I think since we are dreaming, why not toss this Gold Edition Porsche Mirage GT into the mix?...the Gold Edition gets the same engine tweaks as Gembella’s Mirage GT Carbon Edition (carbon fiber minus gold accents), which add 670 horses worth of power. The 0 to 60 is cut by 0.2 seconds down to 3.7 and t ...more.I Want: A Lamborghini Gallardo 560-2 Valentino Balboni
0 CommentsPosted by DC Scrap under gadgets, lifestyleThe other day I said every guy really wants a Ferrari when it comes right down to it. I must retract my statement because I realized that what every guy really wants is a frickin' Lamborghini. And if you're going to dream, you might as well dream big and wish for this Lamborghini Gallardo 560-2 Valentino Balboni.The Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-2 Valentino Balboni introduces us to one such human leg ...more.

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