Reality TV is what happens when networks decide the brainpower behind "The Young And The Restless" is too expensive. Executives realized that they could just feed the idiot public their own stupid bodies, in what's basically "Soylent Green With Cameras". Which makes it especially tragic when "celebrities" indulge: either because you don't want to see them doing that, or because of what now c ...more.

Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the ...more.

There's a TWITRAGE over blogger/political daughter Meghan McCain's relatively pedestrian photo posted on Twitpic. The problem? Poor Meggers is perhaps a bit too busty for her conservative-leaning followers who responded by calling her a "slut." ...more.

Nicole Eggert was once one of the hottest women on the planet. Then she blew up like the Hindenburg, both in terms of disaster and girth. And now, she's showing her critics that, hey, she may be bigger than she was, but she's still...able to exist, or something. ...more.

An attractive young Air Force Army Ninja Navy man comes on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and gets hit on quite a bit. Unfortunately, it wasn't the Regis Philbin edition. If you like awkward flirtations, you'll love watching Meredith Viera run some game. ...more.

Anna Nicole Smith was in a movie called "Skyscraper" many years ago. And it was bad. But the reason it was bad was all of the editing the guys did...they removed the true essence of Anna Nicole. That essence which amounted to being a completely stoned, word-botching mess. ...more.

Matthew McConaughey is the patron saint of romantic comedies and with good reason. But he deserves even more credit than he currently gets for his courage. According to a recent report, Matthew McConaughey is faced with a crippling illness...he can't stand up under his own power in a movie poster. ...more.

Kevin Jonas is getting married and his best man is..both of his brothers! And their bachelor party sounds like the dullest thing ever! One can only hope that how Kevin describes it is just an outright lie and that they'll be murdering prostitutes and drinking their blood, but probably not. ...more.

George Clooney really hates Facebook. How much so? He'd allow you to insert things into his rectum before he'd get a Facebook page. His quote is after the jump. ...more.

Some Web site has been running a contest in which users vote for Miley Cyrus's number one fan. And the person in first place there truly personifies the Miley Cyrus fan that the liberal "don't-beat-off-to-teen-pop-sensations" media doesn't want you to see. ...more.

I haven't seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can see his courageous question after the jump. ...more.

A&E is unleashing a new "real life" series about Steven Seagal's "actual work" as a "police officer" in between "movie roles." According to the show, Seagal has been working as a deputy sheriff in his home town for 20 years and now he's let this very private part of his life hit the public eye in the new show Steven Seagal: Lawman. And Fatman, though that seems to be left out of the official tit ...more.

In previous posts bashing Hayden Panettiere, I may have been a bit too extreme. I would be more than willing to sit down and discuss with her at her house. My sudden change of heart and increase in humility has nothing at all to do with the revelations that she loves to wander around naked. ...more.

Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night's Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn't only for New Yorkers, so that doesn't totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she's only there to promote the fact that yes, you can now beat it to her once again without it being ironic. ...more.