So Miley Cyrus is, well, what she is...wildly successful but also a bit of a hoebag. And the proud family tradition continues on with her 8 year-old sister Noah Cyrus, pictured below (I believe she's the one on the left) with her little friends on a stripper pole. ...more.

It brings me joy to see that Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has her fame dwindling intensely right now since she's pretty much universally accepted as a horrible person now. So the show, and Kate specifically, is making one last grasp for attention by airing a special "announcement" in the show's usual timeslot next week.The reality show's regularly scheduled episode will be pre-empted ...more.

At last night's 2009 Tony Awards, Bret Michaels was performing for some reason (about as logical as Julie Andrews performing at the aging rock stars with hair plugs convention). And he knocked himself out with a set piece. It's even more fun than it sounds.The best part is the whimsy with which he skips into smashing his face into the set. There's a real Broadway quality to it, insomuch as ...more.

This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don't recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle....more.

I've been loosely following the Jon and Kate Plus 8 "controversy" where they're both cheating on each other or whatever. As a male, I'm not particularly familiar with the show, so I figured it was my duty to do more research and see if there's something mockable. But man, I really respect Kate now after seeing this video.She's deploying her children as though they were slaves! But then acti ...more.

In the worst news I've ever heard in my life, a porn company is offering $1 million to Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle to make a video in which she loses her virginity....more.

I didn't really cover the ShamWow dude (Vince Shlomi if you're really big on getting to a personal level with guys selling you crap at 2AM) and his hooker escapades. But now that photos are coming out of the aftermath of the attack, well, it seems worth revisiting....more.

Via BestWeekEver comes this photo of Raven Symone wearing a t-shirt that simply has to be ironic....more.

I typically don't like PETA and don't really give a crap about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind....more.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Mexico where they got fake married and I'm posting it because she's in a bikini and I <3 Heidi Montag's big fake breasts....more.

From the launch of her new line ASDA in London......more.

From some bullcrap event for some bullcrap thing called "Super Models Unlimited Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful Issue"....more.

I'm not entirely sure why, but this may be the funniest video I've seen on the Internet in a while. Sure, you may not have thought of Steven Seagal in years...but check out the clip and you'll have a whole new affinity for him.The description of the video on YouTube encapsulates it pretty nicely:Steven Seagal doesn't run a lot. This is presumably because running everywhere would not be very ...more.

Hey it's Pedophilia Day here on the BOH (then again, what day isn't?), so let's commemorate that with photos of Ali Lohan at Animal Fair Magazine’s 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party....more.