It's pretty much the most cliched plot device around, but fictional mobile phone companies never seem to address the lack of a signal fictional customers face at the most inopportune times. Here's a collection of those failures. ...more.

Have you heard about butt dialing? I hadn't, but according to ABC News, it's a phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Apparently, many people are accidentally dialing their phone with their asses. Though I don't totally understand why you'd be sitting on a piece of expensive electronics, the quotes are pretty amusing. ...more.

Child porn or awesome? That's the question facing a Massachusetts area court for six teenage boys who exchanged a nude photo of a similarly-aged female. Though I imagine the judge going "The court finds the defendants....AWESOME!" probably wouldn't be received well....more.

So I hope Jesus's birthday was wonderful for you all. It was less so for me because, after buying seemingly 700 million gifts, I'm now giving handjobs on the street corner for reasonable rates. Tis the season!Psychic fails at..psychic..nessPro tip: Don't be specific with your cold reading guesses when you're a ugly old lady pretending to be a psychic.This is totally why I failed at being ...more.

Commercialism has taken the next step: your death. The hot new funeral trend is to bury a loved one with their cell phone and then call it as soon as they go underground. Probably to leave an awkward, "Ummmmm where are youuuuuu?" voicemail.“It seems that everyone under 40 who dies takes their cell phone with them,” says Noelle Potvin, family service counselor for Hollywood Forever, a funer ...more.

I missed this story this morning but I think you guys know that I'm an industry leading expert when it comes to teenagers doing slutty things. Vague reports say that teens are using cell phones in various sexy ways, including nude pics, more than ever!Forget about passing notes in study hall; some teens are now using their cell phones to flirt and send nude pictures of themselves.The instan ...more.

No, not because of the dumb way you type in your text messages, but rather because some researcher is saying it may give you cancer. Sweet, delicious cancer.A study by an award-winning cancer expert shows that cell phone use could kill more people than smoking, it is reported.According to the U.K.'s Independent newspaper, the study, headed by Dr. Vini Khurana, shows that there is a growing ...more.