<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" ><channel><title>Guyism &#187; Charles Barkley</title> <atom:link href="http://guyism.com/tag/charles-barkley/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://guyism.com</link> <description>What guys need.</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:53:14 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Guyism 2010 </copyright> <managingEditor>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</managingEditor> <webMaster>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com (Guyism)</webMaster> <category>posts</category> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>What guys need.</itunes:summary> <itunes:author>Guyism</itunes:author> <itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name>Guyism</itunes:name> <itunes:email>chris.spagnuolo@gmail.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>No</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <image> <url>http://guyism.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Guyism</title><link>http://guyism.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <item><title>BILL LAIMBEER ON OUTSIDE THE LINES</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/08/bill-laimbeer-on-outside-the-lines.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/08/bill-laimbeer-on-outside-the-lines.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bill Laimbeer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2009/08/bill-laimbeer-on-outside-the-lines.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[ I don&#8217;t know when this originally aired, but the Bill Laimbeer clip on Outside the Lines was fantastic.  It talked about Laimbeer&#8217;s struggle to get a NBA head coaching job even though he had wild success in the WNBA and as a player. Surprisingly, one of Laimbeer&#8217;s biggest supporters to get a job is none [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="420" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="ESPN_VIDEO" data="http://espn.go.com/videohub/player/embed.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all"><param name="movie" value="http://espn.go.com/videohub/player/embed.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="flashVars" value="id=4397248"></object></p><p>I don&#8217;t know when this originally aired, but the Bill Laimbeer clip on Outside the Lines was fantastic.  It talked about Laimbeer&#8217;s struggle to get a NBA head coaching job even though he had wild success in the WNBA and as a player.</p><p>Surprisingly, one of Laimbeer&#8217;s biggest supporters to get a job is none other than Charles Barkley.  The two famously fought in the original Malice at the Palace in the early 90s.</p><p>Pretty sure in todays NBA, this would get you a one year suspension.  Back then, it was just called a personal foul.</p><p>An absolutely hilarious little clip in the video below is when they talk about Charles Barkley breaking a toilet seat in the Palace Locker Room.</p><p>So Im guessing that Charles either had the runs or it was just a bad day at the office.  Nevertheless, an epic video.</p><div><object width="480" height="300" type="application/x-silverlight-2" ><param name="source" value="http://www.hayag.com/hp/hp.xap"/><param name="onerror" value="onSilverlightError" /><param name="background" value="#000000" /><param name="minRuntimeVersion" value="2.0.31005.0" /><param name="enablehtmlaccess" value="true" /><param name="autoUpgrade" value="false" /><param name="windowless" value="true" /><param name="InitParams" value="w=f9874868694f490f9280488c154d3383" /><a target="_blank" href="http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=124807"  style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=108181" alt="Get Microsoft Silverlight" style="border-style: none"/></a></object></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/08/bill-laimbeer-on-outside-the-lines.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Top 11 things I&#8217;ve learned from watching the NBA Playoffs on TNT</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/04/top-11-things-ive-learned-from-watching-the-nba-playoffs-on-tnt.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/04/top-11-things-ive-learned-from-watching-the-nba-playoffs-on-tnt.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:30:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[lists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[DMtShooter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Media]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tnt]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2009/04/top-11-things-ive-learned-from-watching-the-nba-playoffs-on-tnt.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com 11. Jada Pinkett Smith will be on &#8220;as you&#8217;ve never seen her before,&#8221; which I can only assume means full frontal, double penetration, and with animals 10. If I don&#8217;t hear that Kyra Sedgwick *is* The Closer at least five times every hour, I might forget, and then I&#8217;d never know that [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by DMtShooter, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.fivetooltool.com/" >Five Tool Tool.com</a></p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Se1FY3dj5OI/AAAAAAAAFXU/6JaL-QaEKpY/s1600-h/very+funny+uh+oh,+not+very+funny+ha+ha.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" ><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 149px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Se1FY3dj5OI/AAAAAAAAFXU/6JaL-QaEKpY/s320/very+funny+uh+oh,+not+very+funny+ha+ha.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326990227756279010" border="0" /></a>11. Jada Pinkett Smith will be on &#8220;as you&#8217;ve never seen her before,&#8221; which I can only assume means full frontal, double penetration, and with animals</p><p>10. If I don&#8217;t hear that Kyra Sedgwick *is* The Closer at least five times every hour, I might forget, and then I&#8217;d never know that The Closer seems to be the job description for a woman with rhino lips that should never, ever be seen on HDTV</p><p>9. Chris Webber needs to do jail time if he ever wants to have any respect on set</p><p>8. Stephen Bochco is still alive, which is good, I guess</p><p>7. That unfortunate black minstrel show that we hated during the MLB playoffs is still on the air</p><p>6. Frank TV is not, for which we can only conclude that the Obama Administration&#8217;s restrictions on tortue are taking effect</p><p>5. No matter how many jobs he stinks at, PJ Carlessimmo will always get paid to do something relating to the NBA, as part of his life-long payday for not suing everyone over the Latrell Sprewell assault</p><p>4. It really doesn&#8217;t matter which network has the telecast, in regards to camera work, because basketball just doesn&#8217;t have that many angles, space and quality celebrity poon to overtax a camera crew</p><p>3. One day, someone will out Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith as the great forbidden love story of our time</p><p>2. When someone tells you that their work is &#8220;very funny&#8221; and that &#8220;we know drama&#8221;, you are correct in assuming that there is more than a hint of desperate insecurity in those statements</p><p>1. You&#8217;re still happier watching the games here than on The World Wide Lemur, simply because Ernie Johnson doesn&#8217;t make you blind with hatred the way Stuart Scott does</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/04/top-11-things-ive-learned-from-watching-the-nba-playoffs-on-tnt.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>CHARLES BARKLEY JAILED IN TENT CITY</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/03/charles-barkley-jailed-in-tent-city.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2009/03/charles-barkley-jailed-in-tent-city.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:52:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2009/03/charles-barkley-jailed-in-tent-city.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[ If I was going to jail for three days, I&#8217;d sport a Nike workout suit too By the way, Barkley&#8217;s sentence got reduced from 10 days to 3 days&#8230;is it me or do celebrities/athletes always seem to get these sweet deals? ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/barkley.jpg" /></p><p>If I was going to jail for three days, I&#8217;d sport a Nike workout suit too</p><p>By the way, Barkley&#8217;s sentence got reduced from 10 days to 3 days&#8230;is it me or do celebrities/athletes always seem to get these sweet deals?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2009/03/charles-barkley-jailed-in-tent-city.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>CHARLES BARKLEY DODGES SHOE THROWER</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/12/charles-barkley-dodges-shoe-thrower.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/12/charles-barkley-dodges-shoe-thrower.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/12/charles-barkley-dodges-shoe-thrower.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[Though the &#8220;shoe throwing&#8221; jokes probably wore out its welcome sometime Tuesday, that didn&#8217;t stop the TNT NBA Crew from expressing their version of events last night. Courtesy of our friends at NESW Sports is video of the hijinx and hilarity on the TNT set]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Though the &#8220;shoe throwing&#8221; jokes probably wore out its welcome sometime Tuesday, that didn&#8217;t stop the TNT NBA Crew from expressing their version of events last night.</p><p>Courtesy of our friends at <a target="_blank" href="http://neswsports.com/2008/12/18/shoes-thrown-at-charles-barkley-like-george-bush-video/" >NESW Sports</a> is video of the hijinx and hilarity on the TNT set</p><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fscoetdvIr8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fscoetdvIr8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/12/charles-barkley-dodges-shoe-thrower.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Charles Barkley still wants to be Governor</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/10/charles-barkley-still-wants-to-be-governor.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/10/charles-barkley-still-wants-to-be-governor.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>DC Scrap</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/10/charles-barkley-still-wants-to-be-governor.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[Barkley, or The Only Reason To Watch The NBA On TNT, as I refer to him in idle conversation at formal dinners, sat down with CNN&#8217;s Campbell Brown to talk politics. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS ENTERTAINING&#8230; ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Barkley, or The Only Reason To Watch The NBA On TNT, as I refer to him in idle conversation at formal dinners, sat down with CNN&#8217;s Campbell Brown to talk politics. <a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=11110" >NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS ENTERTAINING&#8230;</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/10/charles-barkley-still-wants-to-be-governor.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The 14 most WTF pictures from the 2008 Democratic National Convention</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/08/the-14-most-wtf-pictures-from-the-2008-democratic-national-convention.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/08/the-14-most-wtf-pictures-from-the-2008-democratic-national-convention.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:33:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[lists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Democratic National Convention]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Election 08]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Katie Couric]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Protests]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Skynet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Ted Koppel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WWE]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=3337</guid> <description><![CDATA[Tonight is the last night of the 2008 Democratic National Convention and, while I&#8217;m sure Barack Obama&#8217;s speech will be a treat, it should be status quo.  Call me crazy, I think he might discuss &#8220;change&#8221;.  All the exciting things are over, so let&#8217;s take a look at the most bizarre photos from [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight is the last night of the 2008 Democratic National Convention and, while I&#8217;m sure Barack Obama&#8217;s speech will be a treat, it should be status quo.  Call me crazy, I think he might discuss &#8220;change&#8221;.  All the exciting things are over, so let&#8217;s take a look at the most bizarre photos from the convention.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=2803724620_438dce5d9c_o.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2803724620_438dce5d9c_o-540x358.jpg" alt="" title="2803724620_438dce5d9c_o" width="540" height="358" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3338" /></a></center></p><p>This may very well be the worst parade ever.  And vaguely similar to Borat&#8217;s Running of the Jew.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-3-33-19-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-3-33-19-pm.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-3-33-19-pm" width="500" height="374" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3340" /></a></center></p><p>As Obama Girl and this older MILF-Y lady prove, what would Colorado be without its beautiful mountains?</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=poormalkin.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/poormalkin-540x332.jpg" alt="" title="poormalkin" width="540" height="332" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3350" /></a></center></p><p>Hmm, who should I side with: the petite little Asian gal with all the fame or the crazy conspiracy theorist <a target="_blank" href="http://mashable.com/2008/08/26/anarchist-democratic-convention-michelle-malkin/" >ordering an assault on her</a> with the windswept good looks of Kevin James in a toupee?</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=2803618888_c4c27cc32c_b.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2803618888_c4c27cc32c_b-540x811.jpg" alt="" title="2803618888_c4c27cc32c_b" width="540" height="811" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3349" /></a></center></p><p>Yeah&#8230;so&#8230;I&#8217;m going to have to go with bombs.  Thanks.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=2803519996_e119041486_o.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2803519996_e119041486_o-540x730.jpg" alt="" title="DNC" width="540" height="730" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3339" /></a></center></p><p>This one may not be as WTF as the others but seriously&#8230;Chelsea Clinton looked kind of hot.  And maybe she&#8217;ll end up looking like a pants-suited penguin like her mom in a couple years but, come on, very hittable.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-57-16-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-57-16-pm.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-57-16-pm" width="361" height="480" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3347" /></a></center></p><p>I dream of a day where we will have bipartisan processed foods.  Cross the aisle, Kraft.  CROSS THE AISLE.</p><p><span id="more-3337"></span><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-44-22-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-44-22-pm-540x403.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-44-22-pm" width="540" height="403" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3341" /></a></center></p><p>I never get how protesters thing that wearing costumes of pigs is going to make me, or anyone else, change my entire way of being and stop eating delicious pigs.  In fact, you&#8217;d be fortunate if I don&#8217;t eat you while you&#8217;re in your little pig costume.  You temptress.  It was nice to see that the girl on the right didn&#8217;t need to wear a costume though.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-45-59-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-45-59-pm-540x406.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-45-59-pm" width="540" height="406" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3342" /></a></center></p><p>Is Katie Couric flirting with Charles Barkley?  Is he providing insight?  Is he thinking about those pigs in the picture above?  Probably the oddest pairing of the event.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-53-50-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-53-50-pm-540x404.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-53-50-pm" width="540" height="404" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3343" /></a></center></p><p>You may think that&#8217;s a microphone, but no.  Ever since Nightline ended, Ted&#8217;s been very hard up for work.  He&#8217;s offering to shine that man&#8217;s shoes.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-55-10-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-55-10-pm-540x405.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-55-10-pm" width="540" height="405" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3346" /></a></center></p><p>James Carville appears to be ready to shoot laser beams out of his eyes at Wolf Blitzer confirming that he is indeed a cyborg sent from the future to punish Wolf Blitzer for war crimes he will soon commit at the expense of Skynet.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=2803078457_03b3001698_b.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2803078457_03b3001698_b-540x352.jpg" alt="" title="2803078457_03b3001698_b" width="540" height="352" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3348" /></a></center></p><p>I don&#8217;t know what this has to do with anything but it sure was nice for one of Bill Clinton&#8217;s business associates to come out for his big speech.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=8-27-2008-2-54-35-pm.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/8-27-2008-2-54-35-pm-540x403.jpg" alt="" title="8-27-2008-2-54-35-pm" width="540" height="403" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3344" /></a></center></p><p>Gee, Katie Couric is sure getting some plum interview subjects.  First Charles Barkley, now WWE wrestler Shelton Benjamin.  Maybe she just has a taste for the dark meat.  Might explain why she got that colonoscopy.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=2802878323_abf1cfd0ff_o.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2802878323_abf1cfd0ff_o.jpg" alt="" title="2802878323_abf1cfd0ff_o" width="425" height="640" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3345" /></a></center></p><p>Why is he dressed like that?  What exactly is he protesting, since clearly there were many protests held?  How does he keep his beard so fresh and youthful?  While we may never know the answer to any of those questions, at least we can appreciate his ability to color-coordinate.</p><p><center><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=shenanigans.jpg" ><img src="http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/shenanigans-540x330.jpg" alt="" title="shenanigans" width="540" height="330" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3351" /></a></center></p><p>DID SOMEBODY SAY &#8220;SHENANIGANS&#8221;???  GET YOUR BROOMS BOYS, WE&#8217;RE DECLARING SHENANIGANS!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/08/the-14-most-wtf-pictures-from-the-2008-democratic-national-convention.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>THE CHARLES BARKLEY GOLF SWING BONANZA</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/the-charles-barkley-golf-swing-bonanza.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/the-charles-barkley-golf-swing-bonanza.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:36:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Golf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/07/the-charles-barkley-golf-swing-bonanza.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is what Rick Reilly of ESPN had to say about Barkley&#8217;s golf swing while playing with him in Tahoe recently&#8230;Technically, it&#8217;s not even a swing. It&#8217;s a lunge. Scientists study it. He gets to the top, starts down and then—two feet from impact—just stops! Totally freezes! He looks like a man waiting for a [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what Rick Reilly of ESPN had to say about <a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3487981&amp;lpos=spotlight&amp;lid=tab1pos1" >Barkley&#8217;s golf swing</a> while playing with him in Tahoe recently&#8230;</p><p><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Technically, it&#8217;s not even a swing. It&#8217;s a lunge. Scientists study it. He gets to the top, starts down and then—two feet from impact—just stops! Totally freezes! He looks like a man waiting for a rattlesnake to pop up so he can kill it. It&#8217;s the only swing in the world with an intermission. Me, I&#8217;d quit and take up the tuba. But not Barkley. He plays golf all the time.<br /></span></p></blockquote><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">If you have women and children in the room, please escort them out.  The following videos are as disgusting as it gets&#8230;on par with 2 Girls 1 Cup</span></span></p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Sa9XoFQycI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Sa9XoFQycI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vc2JgeyRgfE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vc2JgeyRgfE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s50K65PNeBU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s50K65PNeBU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jWwLt2XCgLo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jWwLt2XCgLo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p><p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tUyijyGbBhE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tUyijyGbBhE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/the-charles-barkley-golf-swing-bonanza.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>THINGS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN A BRETT FAVRE RETIREMENT</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/07/things-more-believable-than-a-brett-favre-retirement.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/07/things-more-believable-than-a-brett-favre-retirement.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. 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Shaq&#8217;s new rap album &#8220;Kobe, Show me how my ass tastes&#8221; goes Platinum</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_ShaqandKobe.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_ShaqandKobe.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>9.   Arod Hitting A Clutch Homerun in the Playoffs</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_Arod.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_Arod.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>8.   Pacman Jones going to a strip club and not &#8220;making it rain&#8221;</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_pacman.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_pacman.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>7.   Mike Ditka and Gene Upshaw, candlelight Dinner for Two in Canton</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_ditkaandupshaw.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_ditkaandupshaw.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>6.  Isiah Thomas and Anucha Browne Sanders co-author a book &#8220;How to find true love in the workplace&#8221;</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_ThomasandSanders.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_ThomasandSanders.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>5.  Mike Vick named PETAs new spokesman</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_vick.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_vick.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>4.  Charles Barkley not splitting Aces</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_CharlesBarkleyGambling.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_CharlesBarkleyGambling.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>3.  Roger Clemens:  2008 Time Person of the Year</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_RogerClemens.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_RogerClemens.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>2.  Matt Millen, Keynote Speaker: &#8220;Having success on the field and in the front office&#8221;</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_mattmillen.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_mattmillen.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p>1.  Don Imus made honorary member of the NAACP</p><p><a href="http://s305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/?action=view&#038;current=tn_donimus.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_donimus.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://guyism.com/2008/07/things-more-believable-than-a-brett-favre-retirement.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Best Charles Barkley TNT Moments</title><link>http://guyism.com/2008/05/the-best-charles-barkley-tnt-moments.html</link> <comments>http://guyism.com/2008/05/the-best-charles-barkley-tnt-moments.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 13:42:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Charles Barkley]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tnt]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/2008/05/the-best-charles-barkley-tnt-moments.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[Now that Chuck had his Ron Burgundy Moment on TNT the other night, its time we looked at some of The Best Charles Barkley TNT Moments&#8230; CHUCK KISSES A JACKASS&#8230;CHARLES TRIES TO HOLD HIS BREATH FOR 9 MINUTES&#8230;THE CHARLES DONUT TASTE TEST&#8230;HITS AN AMAZING POOL SHOT&#8230;CHARLES VS. THE SCALE&#8230;]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><br/><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Now that Chuck had his <a target="_blank" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zWGILBNhIng" >Ron Burgundy</a> Moment on TNT the other night, its time we looked at some of The Best Charles Barkley TNT Moments&#8230;</span></p><p><b>CHUCK KISSES A JACKASS&#8230;</b><br/></p><p><a href="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/chuckkissesadonkey.jpg"  target="_blank"><img src="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/chuckkissesadonkey-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YTzSvDQ26c&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YTzSvDQ26c&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br/><br/></p><p><b>CHARLES TRIES TO HOLD HIS BREATH FOR 9 MINUTES&#8230;</b></p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RN_YknAryS0&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RN_YknAryS0&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br/><br/></p><p><b>THE CHARLES DONUT TASTE TEST&#8230;</b><br/></p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U-BSh5zsD8E&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U-BSh5zsD8E&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br/><br/></p><p><b>HITS AN AMAZING POOL SHOT&#8230;</b><br/></p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6mbs_tqFsw&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6mbs_tqFsw&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br/><br/></p><p><b>CHARLES VS. 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