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  • This is a puppy sexually assaulting a chicken

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, videos 0 Comments

    It would appear as though a certain puppy took Ernie Anastos's words of wisdom a bit too literally: In this clip, you can see an adorable puppy force a chicken into his dog house and then, well, forcible lovin' happens. ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    Posted by Chris Spags under quotes 1 Comments

    There's a whole lot of chicken drama going on in Indiana, mostly over people owning them as pets. Because when you were eating that Chicken Whopper you were probably thinking, "Wow, I bet this sandwich would have been adorable to own." Anyway, it was illegal to own chickens and...now it still is. ...more.
  • Time for some racism!

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 1 Comments

    Apparently this video by an artist with classical influences named "Ms. Peachez" came out in 2006. I hadn't heard of it until recently when the heroes known as Opie and Anthony brought it to my attention so it's new to me, that counts for something. It's a song titled "Fry That Chicken."You see the problem is that Ms. Peachez doesn't seem like some brilliant satirist. And when you're kind o ...more.
  • Chicken nuggets are traumatic

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 2 Comments

    Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver went to a high school and taught kids what actually goes into their favorite food "chicken nuggets". Note the horror on the kids' faces.The only way that these chicken nuggets could have come out less delicious is if Jamie Oliver took his pants down and personally rubbed his balls on every nugget. Then again, that'd probably really flavor them up. Not that it'd b ...more.
  • The T-Rex is basically a large chicken

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 0 Comments

    So if you're a T-Rex I have bad news for you this morning: It turns out, you're really just a large chicken.Tyrannosaurus rex just got a firm grip on the animal kingdom's family tree, right next to chickens and ostriches.New analyses of soft tissue from a T.rex leg bone re-confirm that birds are dinosaurs' closest living relatives."We determined that T. rex, in fact, grouped with birds — ...more.
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