Any time I read a story that says "mythical lesbian town," I usually wake up with sheets that look like they were doused in baby formula. But apparently this is an actual story...the Chinese media thinks that Sweden has a town inhabited by women where men are barred and sapphic desires are inflamed. ...more.

A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass. ...more.

You know what's a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall. ...more.

This is arguably the most worthless story ever but this dog rocks entirely too much not to post it. The gist: An owner got his dog some sunglasses and now the dog won't take them off....more.

Everyone saw the latest Transformers movie since it's pretty much the peak of what art can be in our modern film era. Some people didn't take it for the brilliant work of fiction it was though, like this Chinese kid who drank gasoline to be like the Transformers....more.

I don't hate the Chinese since I love their delicious food stuffs and creative ways of oppressing the masses. But things like this makes me wonder what the Chinese are really up to....more.

Buying a hooker is hard. Not just because it's illegal in many places but also because, if she's too pricey, you have to find somewhere to hide the body. Fortunately, the Chinese people have solved that for us....more.

Via WellingtonGray.net comes this comic about what the future may hold thanks to the power of the Chinese and their one-child policies....more.

A 107 year-old Chinese woman is looking for a husband. Put on your finest suits lads, because the lines for a chance at this fair lady's bony, varicose vein-filled hand are probably going to be around the block!...more.

I don't know what it is about China (other than their blatant lust for abuse in all forms) but with their eagles getting raped and now monkeys turning on their trainer, it's a bit of a problem....more.

Everyone knows the dangers of kissing a woman...herpes, getting into a relationship, cooties...but now you can add another one to the list: Making her go deaf....more.

China has a lot of people and all of these people need their sex. So you'd think the whores of China would be all about wrapping it up for their millions of johns. Notsomuch. No condoms + HIV = no wonder Asian people stay so thin.MORE than half of Beijing's prostitutes do not use condoms despite sexual transmission having replaced drug use as the most common infection route for HIV, state me ...more.

This is from the celebration of China's 59 years of communism at the end of last month (what can I say, they deliver delicious egg rolls much faster than they do photography)....more.

If the Olympics didn't tip you off adequately, here's a reminder that China's a fed up place...a tabby in China somehow grew a pair of wings.While most cats are known for their ability to land on their feet, some in China may soon be able to glide to safety on their mysterious wings.A tabby from the Qingyan province in China recently sprouted a pair of fur-covered wings on his back during a ...more.