Darth Vader after the dentist

Christian Bale takes David to the dentist

I think maybe that’s one too many memes in a post, but I thought I’d roll the dice…

I could get Christian Bale’s frustration and all, but let’s not act like he’s doing high f’ing art here. The guy had some incompetent crew member walk onto the set of his big scary movie with robots, it’s not like he was doing a subtle acting job like Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront.

You know how much concentration and focus it takes to recite dialogue in a Terminator movie? “Holy crap, big f’ing robots.” “Let’s stay calm so the big f’ing robots don’t do big f’ing robot crap to us.” “Holy crap watch out for that big f’ing robot!” A child with ADHD who snorted lines of pure sugar and was shot up with crystal meth before that could probably get those lines out without being distracted. Though you’d probably have to question how the children’s work advocate would allow that to happen on set. Poor form on his part.

Bonus: Courtesy of the heroes at FilmDrunk, some DJ named Revolucian did a remix of the audio here which is hilarious and a must-watch. Check it out below:

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