As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. ...more.

Christina Aguilera and her Ewok husband visited the Pumpkin Patch in Hollywood the other day. It's nice to see celebrities out just being regular folk isn't it? I mean other than the fact that they probably drove to the pumpkin patch in a car that costs as much as my house and then had their manservant cut out the innards of the pumpkin so they wouldn't have to get 'dirty'. Then probably had s ...more.

Christina Aguilera was out the other day with her Ewok and wore the kind of shirt we'd really like to see more women who appear on this site wear on a regular basis. The only problem is the bra, but we're willing to overlook that because of her willingness to be a trailblazer for the art of women displaying their hooters.More Christina Aguilera good stuff here and here. ...more.

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I like it when babes with big tatas wear t-shirts, especially if they're white t-shirts so imagine my joy when I saw these photos of Christina Aguilera doing something for world hunger relief or some crap, whatever... all decked out in white with her bra showing through (no sign of the nipple ring though)... Are you imagining it? No? Try harder... There you go.More Christina Aguilera good stuff he ...more.

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It comes as almost no shock to me that Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring. The fact that she sports one for her Ewok husband to play with and look at doesn't surprise me because she just seems weird like that. Not that having a nipple ring is that weird, but the fact that she likes to have loud sex with her dopey, hairy husband, that's the weird part. As for having a nipple ring, that I just d ...more.

While Christina Aguilera still has days where I'd eat bird crap to be able to sleep with her, those days are less and less common than they were say... back in 2002. Good thing we have these pics from Blender to go back to from time to time when we, uh, need them, yes?The Week That Was...Anna Faris posed in her underwear again.Marisa Miller and Ana Beatriz Barros did some calendars.We met Artemis ...more.

Time for the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try not ...more.

Oops, new photos of Christina Aguilera drunk have emerged. XTINA LIKES HER DRINK! ...more.

I guess Christina Aguilera is classy, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt... AND THAT'S REALLY TOO BAD... ...more.

This week there have been a bunch of hot chicks doing things on camera so rather than do a post for each one of them I am piling them all into one single post for your viewing pleasure. It's just the kind of guy I am... always thinking of people other than myself.First we have Super WAG Abbey Clancy turning herself into a skank, I mean a Pussycat Doll... (courtesy The Spoiler)Next we have Britney ...more.

Well, a "new" Christina Aguilera album might be stretching things a bit, since it's a greatest hits album (which also means it must be like one of those old 45's). Speaking of stretching things...Xtina is 27 years-old. I thought having a greatest hits album at that age was reserved for people with, you know, great hits. Just sayin'... Although if you do say the words "great hits" really, really fa ...more.

Looking at these pictures makes me hope that Christina Aguilera has good health insurance because it appears as though she is straining so hard that she might just pop one of those funbags she's sporting on her chest.My second thought in looking at these pictures is, "Oh my Lord, I bet that's what it looks like when she orgasms." As a matter of fact almost all the pictures below make me think that ...more.