I'm not going to sit here and pretend I know everything about comic books. But I do know a lot about protruding boners at inappropriate times, and it seems like the Scarlet Spider is indeed seconds away from shooting web at the prospect of seeing Lady Deadpool in this photo. ...more.

Via Rob and Elliot is this humorous spin on Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame and his made-up penchant for peeing on car logos on people's window stickers....more.

You know what seems like kind of a money pit? Supervillainy. That's why Lex Luthor (as played by Mad Men's Jon Hamm) is seeking a bailout for his company, Lexcorp.I can't say I have a whole lot of experience in supervillainy, so I'd hate to be a backseat villain but how about you just roofie Lois Lane and shove a Kryptonite Nuvaring in her cooch? At that point, it just seems like it'd be a ...more.

Via MY TWITTER WHICH YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING BECAUSE I FIND AND SAY AWESOME STUFF comes this comic of the day which isn't a comic in the traditional sense, but is extremely hilarious....more.

I'm very patriotic so I'm taking today off to support our Presidents' birthdays. However, I'm also so patriotic that I spent (entirely too much) time drawing this picture for you guys so you have something new to look at....more.

Via Married to the Sea is this funny little comic that warms the heart and the groin....more.

Via Work Product comes this special little story about the mysteries of midgets....more.

A first time Comic of the Day comes from Buttersafe, one of the leading sites for both butter and safes. It's an important lesson about drinking....more.

Via SMBC comes this important lesson about when to be enthusiastic about your job and when not to....more.

Via Explosm comes this comic which is Pimp My Ride-ish but apparently not hosted by Xzibit ( :( )....more.

Via Chainsawsuit comes this comic that teaches you how to avoid the grabby hands of Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC pedophile-hating crew....more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about a special water cooler. Reminder: if you have a strip that you think is actually funny, send it to me at the tips email to your right....more.

Apparently it's Cathursday here...whatever. Via Garfield Minus Garfield (the avant garde site that takes Garfield out of all the Garfield strips) comes this comic that isn't "funny ha ha" but more existentially funny. Or it's filler. Either way!...more.

Via SMBC comes this bit of humor about how to turn a negative (in this case, problems in the boudoir) into a positive. It's uplifting!...more.