Much like you, I'm having a hard time segueing back into the work week and am having difficulties finding anything I want to write about. So this video of Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster looking at a mystery box entertained me enough to give it my ever-important rub.That was a pretty adorable little segment, wasn't it? You know what'd make it even better? If Kermit had a severed human he ...more.

Sometimes you have to applaud the Internet for its creativity, even when it's for a parody of a song that came out like half a decade ago. Check out Cookie Monster's cover of Jay-Z's "99 Problems" and chuckle.Cookie Monster could be setting fires to Vietnamese children and raping them (in no particular order) and I'd link to it. In fact, he probably should do that...really aggressively reinv ...more.

So I just caught up with Thursday's episode of The Colbert Report and holy shit am I sad I didn't get to this sooner. Colbert discussed the recent study that showed that fruit had usurped cookies as the #1 snack for kids. And then accused the Cookie Monster of pushing a pro-fruit agenda. So imagine his surprise when the Cookie Monster made a guest appearance to rebut!Nothing I say here woul ...more.