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  • Defenseless guy gets tased by Minnesota cop

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
    This is probably more sad than funny, but still. A Minnesota man got tasered by the police for resisting arrest. The only problem is that he wasn't "resisting arrest" as much as he was "patiently resting his hands on the hood of the cop car, politely awaiting the police officer's return." I could see how you'd get those two things confused. ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    Defending your rights against a cop, fine. Being annoyed with a cop hassling you for just cause, bad but understandable. Cursing out a cop and not cooperating after punching two people in the face then insisting that the cop has no right to tell you what to do...probably not a good idea. ...more.
  • Cops stop drug raid to play Wii

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Man, I don't know how you can get a bunch better ad for the Nintendo Wii than this...some cops decided, "Hey, forget this drug raid we're on...let's play Wii Bowling!" Which maybe you could understand for 15 minutes. Yeah, they did it for HOURS. ...more.
  • Steven Seagal: Cop in real life

    4 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    A&E is unleashing a new "real life" series about Steven Seagal's "actual work" as a "police officer" in between "movie roles." According to the show, Seagal has been working as a deputy sheriff in his home town for 20 years and now he's let this very private part of his life hit the public eye in the new show Steven Seagal: Lawman. And Fatman, though that seems to be left out of the official tit ...more.
  • Uhhh, cop probably wasn't the right job for you

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    What does a man have to say to get arrested and jailed for 30 years immediately after a job interview with a local police department? Starting with admitting to possessing child porn and having sex with a minor is a good start. ...more.
  • Ohio cop beats up old woman

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Apparently it's Elderly Day here on the site. Now I'm no advocate for the elderly based upon the amount of pillow smotherings I regular dish out when forced to do community service, but if you're a cop, you probably shouldn't beat up an old woman like the guy in this video. ...more.
  • Burgers + Facebook = Drug orgy

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    No the above is not a mathmetical equation for how I typically get laid, though perhaps it should be. Some guy put a Facebook event for his birthday and cops responded logically: By hopping out from a helicopter to break it up....more.
  • Quote of the Day

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    The Internet is leading to problems for a bunch of people lately, resulting in job loss. Particularly when you show you (hopefully hot) ass on Myspace.Abigail L. Keller, 27, is the latest in a string of Iowans who have been fired over questionable material on Internet message boards, Facebook pages or MySpace profilesKeller, of Pleasant Hill, resigned in February after a local businessman gav ...more.
  • Cop pulls gun at McDonald's since order took too long

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    I love a burger as much as the next guy, but I can't say that I condone gun/burger relations. Check out this Denver cop and his zest for burgers....more.
  • Quote of the Day

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    It's pretty much commonly accepted by anyone with a brain that the War on Drugs is a farce. But sometimes it's fun to take a look at the other side and the satisfaction they get from a job well done. Pointless, but well done nonetheless.Police recovered more than 35 pounds of hallucinogenic mushroom chocolate bars and a felony amount of marijuana Wednesday evening that would have been heading ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    Many cops got into the business of, um, coppery for the thrill of the action. So you could imagine their disappointment when the job isn't as exciting as TV made it out to be.From Friday though Thursday, 10 people were murdered. Most are unsolved. Most didn't have any particular rhyme or reason: Man shot in an apparent robbery. Man shot to death in argument with two men. Man shot in possible dr ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    Literal humor always amuses me, but this might be a bit inappropriate. Take a look at one person's response to someone saying "bite me." Spoiler alert: Bitings occurred.An instructor at the Connecticut Police Academy has been charged with disorderly conduct after he allegedly responded literally to a co-worker's "bite me" remark. Francis Woodruff, a former Waterbury police captain, was arraign ...more.
  • Cop kicks perp in head, high fives colleague on video

    8 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Police in Los Angeles are in trouble today for sharing a real "Dude" moment. After a criminal ran away in the midst of a car chase, upon lying down and surrendering a cop ran over and kicked him in the head. Kicking someone who'd given up is bad enough, but exchanging a high five with another cop afterwards...priceless.Despite lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread, a suspect -- w ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    You may think you're a stud because you go to the gym and, I don't know, beat up people weaker than you. But sometimes you see a story like this about a cop who did Matrix-like acrobatics to stop a car driving by a seizing woman into a pack of marathon runners.The Land Rover headed toward the Mariemont police officer and a pack of Flying Pig marathon runners Sunday morning.He turned, jumped o ...more.
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