In Scotland, some thieves stole a fload of bull semen, probably more for sale than for a tasting session. One can only hope....more.

Oh if only you knew the money I spent on acquiring semen, University of Michigan. Then we could solve both of our problems at once.[This tumblr is amazing] ...more.

Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below.A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she ...more.