In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.

Everyone knows someone to have been screwed over by a winged bird like an eagle. But for some reason, these bird crimes go unchecked by the police. Finally, the answer why is revealed from this report from an island in Stockholm. ...more.

This is probably more sad than funny, but still. A Minnesota man got tasered by the police for resisting arrest. The only problem is that he wasn't "resisting arrest" as much as he was "patiently resting his hands on the hood of the cop car, politely awaiting the police officer's return." I could see how you'd get those two things confused. ...more.

Did you know that there were still Blockbuster stores and, not only that, but that they have people working in them? Oh the crazy things you learn on the Internet. Anyway some 29 year-old guy in Colorado was very intelligent, as evidenced in his employment at Blockbuster, and stabbed himself just to get out of work. ...more.

Have you looked at your pooch recently and thought, "I like your wiggle, pup." Well, good news if you move to Tennessee with this story...apparently, you can bone your dog with no repercussions and they don't quite know why. ...more.

There's a real need for money out there. So much so that robbing a Taco Bell, pretty much the most wealthy of restaurants according to this chihuahua I asked, isn't enough for one guy...he tried to get a job there too. ...more.

A lady of the evening in Los Angeles was just minding her business when some kid was being rude to her. So this poor, innocent woman, just trying to make it in this work-a-day world of ours, had to defend herself...by spraying the kid with mace. ...more.

I tend to take the side of security guards who get in trouble with their bosses for trying to stop a robbery...if you want to risk your life for golf balls and chicken (seriously, golf balls and chicken), more power to you. But there's something a little self-aggrandizing about this Wal-Mart security guard who got fired for trying to stop a robber with a knife.Josh Rutner said he was just ...more.

A bunch of cocaine went missing down in Naples, Florida after a drug bust. The police have no idea where it went. But read this story and there may be a clue or two. Let it never be said I'm not thought-provoking. ...more.

A Western Australian taxi driver lured over 100 drunk young guys into his cab and, well, let's just say that they were the ones getting the tip. PUNS! ...more.

An Ohio woman faked winning the lottery for some reason that's unclear but probably rhymes with "being a seatard," announced that she would buy $500 worth of stuff for everyone in the store. ...more.

Streaking is a fun little thing to most people but it's easy to forget that the act of running down the street with your genitals flapping in the wind is illegal in most areas. So one cop in Minnesota took a stand. ...more.

After a domestic dispute between a woman and her husband, she reacted logically. Coolly, calmly, and rationally, she drunkenly threw a pocketknife at his head and then told the police to arrest her "because [she's] an alcoholic nymphomaniac." ...more.

Squirrels are jerks, it's pretty much a known fact. But did you know that they are ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORISTS? Because they totally are! If you're to believe this "news story" about a Maine town. ...more.