Having a drug habit is certainly an expensive hobby, much like collecting stamps or comic books then dicing them up and snorting them to feel alive. But in spite of that, buying drugs with a credit card is typically frowned upon. Just ask this Michigan man who attempted to buy crack with his Visa then got robbed at gunpoint. ...more.

File this one under "Signs You Should Not Be Professionally Helping People with Their Anger": A Virginia man was arrested for allegedly pulling a gun on two men who happened to be undercover federal marshals. That's typically cause enough for alarm. But what makes it worse? The man works as a domestic violence and anger management counselor. ...more.

True or not, it's a commonly accepted tome that one of the "American dreams" for a man is to have a threesome with two gals. This can obviously go wrong in a variety of ways. But here's a worst case scenario: Getting stabbed after asking two gals to fulfill your fantasy. ...more.

You may want to remove this teacher from your early nomination ballots for teacher of the year; A Queens, NY teacher implored his "best student" to not fight the kid he was having a rivalry with since the teacher thought that kid was okay. So he asked the student to fight another kid. You may guess that this teacher is in a bit of trouble. ...more.

The things some guys do when breaking into a home is undeniably bizarre. That said, you might have a hard time topping this one: A 20-year-old broke into an elderly woman's home, stole her tuna and ice cream, put one of her bras on his head, then stood over her and watched her sleep. Fortunately, she woke up and chased after him with her catheter bag to get him out. Yeah. ...more.

Fraternities and sororities are known for having fairly unique traditions which make pledges earn their way into the elite organizations. But one sorority at Rutgers University in New Jersey is having problems with their tradition of spanking female pledges with paddles and depriving them of food, leading to six of them getting arrested and the school suspending the sorority indefinitely. ...more.

Crime is never easy. You've got the moral decision to make about robbing someone and also a surprisingly large amount of preparation if you're doing it right. Then, on the other side, there's a guy who attempts to rob a gas station with a fork and walks away with nothing but a pack of cigarettes. Worthwhile! ...more.

A high school math teacher and girl's basketball coach allegedly offered one of his students $100 to strip for him during a make-up test. After being declined, he offered another $100, because he's a shrewd negotiator. So a story about this crime seems interesting right? Apparently not, since this story ends up talking about the success of his high school basketball team. ...more.

A Florida man was pulled over this past weekend for some irresponsible driving habits. He might have gotten away with a ticket or a warning. Only he blurted out to cops "I got $2,000 worth of weed in the truck!" excitedly. That'll usually end up getting you put in jail. ...more.

A judge dismissed the lawsuit of a woman's who was arrested for dancing in a park. Yes, dancing in a park. In spite of her looking like Elaine on Seinfeld, I think you'd have to agree that she might not deserve to be behind bars. But oh well, let that be a lesson to all you "dancers" out there. ...more.

Peeping Toms are creeps, without question, but at least you can kind of relate to the notion of wanting to see a woman in the nude. But what about a Peeping Tom who sneaks into a strip club looking to see naked women WHOSE JOB IT IS TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC? I think you can say this man deserved to get arrested. ...more.

So that headline seems fairly innocent (well, other than the guy dying part), but the story might be a bit more malicious than it seems at first. Hefty gal Mia Landingham sat down on her boyfriend/baby daddy, which typically might be adorable. Except when the woman outweighs the man by 180 lbs and ends up crushing him to death. And now she's sentenced to three years of..probation. ...more.

Stalking is a pretty serious crime for all the involved parties; black ski masks and gloves and powerful telescopes don't grow on trees. But one woman was so desperate for attention or something that she attempted to cajole a local shop owner into committing violent acts against her by sending letters from an anonymous menace. ...more.

Cops have a hard time dealing with drunken idiots a lot. But even in the most aggressive situations, usually you can get away with just some scrapes and bruises. But not in the case of a Chicago area cop who got into a physical confrontation with a man and ended up getting his nipple bit off. ...more.

If you've been in a relationship, particularly one in which you live with a person, I'm sure you know that the smallest things can set your partner off. As is evidenced in this case of a wife pouring soda on her husband's tacos, then stabbing him in the heart. With this and Taco Bell's founder dying, it's not a good time to be a taco. ...more.

While this hasn't been the case with this recession, typically when an economy goes into the crapper, there's a massive rise in crime as a result of people being desperate for money. But this Portland man who robbed a FedEx then apologized and waited outside to get arrested doesn't make sense in any economic situation. ...more.

Raising kids is extremely difficult for most families, but an ultimately rewarding process. But you know what'd be even more rewarding? If you could trade your child for goods and/or services, like one Arizona mother who tried to swap her 2-year-old daughter for a gun. ...more.