UPDATE: This contest is complete. We have another contest starting up very soon so come on back!The winner of this round is David with "Just when I though nothing could be better than sucking on a boob . . . BEER!" David, send your mailing info to excusemedougefresh[at]gmail[dot]com to collect your prize.NOTE -- IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST TO DETERMINE ...more.

Looks like the joy I got in seeing Criss Angel royally f up his show in Vegas is gonna be short-lived as he is now making the rounds with the newly single Holly Madison.Urghblfttt... I just threw up in my mouth...Holly said part of the reason she left Hef was because she wanted kids. Please God, do not let him procreate with her.UPDATE: I do feel a little bit better now since it appears Angel's sh ...more.