In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.

There are those nights when you truly just want to grab a beer (or seven), hang out with your friends, and complain about work. But then there are the other nights when you use up all your hair gel, iron your jeans, and truly just want to get laid. Once you spot a girl at the bar and reel her in with your subtle-yet-strong eye contact, you've began a modern day phenomenon known by scientists a ...more.

For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.

Internet dating has exploded in popularity over the years, becoming less of a social taboo than it has been in the past. However the stigma of danger and rapeyness remains, and captcha codes like this one on Singlesnet.com might not do a whole lot to help. ...more.

There was a time before the Internet where, to meet new people for romance, men and women would, through a dating connection agency, put together videos of themselves to solicit replies from people. This compilation of single gentlemen looking for a lady to "have some fun with" is the finest thing you will ever see. No amount of hyperbole I can give here will build this up adequately, just watch ...more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about thinking outside the box. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about guys just being guys, talking guy stuff about broads. ...more.

Via Dustinland comes this comic about what men look for in a special gal....more.

This video really isn't funny but these girls are kind of hopelessly adorable. It's a song about love online or something (I'd be lying if I said I didn't just gawk at the girls). But it's precious.In related news, for every girl like these two (specifically the left one) who's on the Internet and cute, there's 700 who look like Shrek's balls or who are secretly men masturbating to your onli ...more.

Some guy got dumped by his chick so he spent nine (NINE!!!) months making this video for her. If that premise alone gave you the douche chills, wait until you actually watch it.You don't know how many times in my life I've had to mend a relationship by flipping over two enormous tires in spandex bike shorts. Sure, you could fix the emotional problems...ORRRR YOU COULD DO A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTI ...more.

Many people often have a negative reaction to gunfire including things like calling 911 or bleeding profusely from an organ....more.

I've never seen the show Cheaters on MTV but apparently I'm missing out. Commitment is hard for anyone, but it's especially hard for this chick who can't seem to commit, so she dresses up like a construction worker clown and has sex with other women.I don't think I've been cheated on before so it's hard to relate to this. And even if I had been cheated on before, having a girlfriend pop out ...more.

Via Amazing Superpowers comes this take on what it will be like for you trying to get laid at the end of the world....more.

I suck at setting up skits but here we go...what would it look like if single starlet Lindsay Lohan ditched the blow long enough to make an eHarmony profile? Why, I think it might look a little something like this:It's hard for a celebrity to find a meaningful relationship with someone since they're always so insulated from society. And when they're out in public and someone can actually str ...more.