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  • Farmville: Serious business on Facebook

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, pictures 0

    I have to admit that there was a period in my life where my girlfriend coerced me into playing Farmville. We both abandoned it at about the same time realizing it might not be the best idea to spend a half hour a day clicking and tending to imaginary crops and cows like a jackass. But some people still love the game, like this girl who flipped out on her boyfriend on Facebook. Warning: Adult la ...more.
  • 7 things magazines teach women about men

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 7

    Women's magazines continue to be wonderful publications full of great tips, provocative articles, and made-up sex positions that could cripple the most flexible woman. Their articles about dealing with men, written by a 7th grade girl with raging hormones, dispense phenomenal advice for how to snag a man, satisfy him in bed, and make him fall in love with you. And by phenomenal I mean, what ar ...more.
  • 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 7

    Look, I should first say that I don't have any problem with internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that "My other ride is a porn star" bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I'm sure there are other ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, quotes 0

    I've never heard of this site, but a Web site touting itself as the best dating site for attractive people called BeautifulPeople.com is apparently doing what it set out to do by eliminating some of the uggos as approximately 5,000 members got kicked off for gaining weight. And the Web site is quite proud of itself. ...more.
  • 7 types of annoying female behavior explained

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 24

    There's no doubt women can be nice to look at or great to feel up, but we sure can be hard to understand. We say things we don't mean, we do things we don't want to, and we insist on washing our hands after going to the bathroom. It can be downright confusing to be around us. But don't turn to Wikipedia to try to figure out our most mystifying behavior. Read the scientific explanations behind ...more.
  • Men fake orgasms? What?

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, weird news 2

    There's an alarming trend bubbling under the surface...typically the rule has been that men quickly finish during sex, women get disappointed and/or fake it, and the entire movie audience laughs at men and their inability to sexually satisfy a lady. But new-ish research says that a large percentage of men (about 11%) are faking orgasms. So...what now, society? ...more.
  • 7 types of online daters you should definitely avoid

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 0

    Unless you're watching the public access channel nonstop, you may have noticed that every other commercial on TV is for some kind of online dating service. It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay or a biracial alien, there's some kind of dating service out there for you! While I'm sure there are tons of perfectly normal people putting their profiles online, I'm also 100% positive that ther ...more.
  • 6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man

    Posted by Jenni Maier under lifestyle, lists 29

    Moving in together is a huge step for any couple. While the guy might worry his Xbox will be replaced with a stack of Oprah magazines, we're stressing about losing all of our privacy. It's not that we don't want to spend every single waking moment together -- it's more like we don't want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions. ...more.
  • 7 things women say and what they really mean

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 18

    Many women suffer from a common disability that prevents them from ever saying what they actually mean. Trying to listen to the words coming out of their mouth, combined with reading between the lines, combined with deciphering all the words they're shortening for no reason makes having a conversation a challenging mind exercise. Therefore speaking to your hook-up buddy, girlfriend, or mistres ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, quotes 0

    If you've been in a relationship for an extended period of time, there's no doubt you're familiar with the notion that things can get a little repetitive after some time. So now there are classes for "married dating," designed to get people interested in each other again. And a couple of the quotes are priceless. ...more.
  • 8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 15

    Every guy on the planet talks to their buddies about women. We talk about how you look, how you dress, how you act when you’re with your friends, about that time you did that thing and told us to never talk about it, but that we couldn’t NOT tell our friends about. As one of my best friends used to say, “There’s always a girl and a story…” ...more.
  • 7 ways to tell if your lady is absolutely crazy

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 6

    Sometimes you think you meet the greatest girl in the whole entire world -- smart, pretty, funny, willing to go down on you whenever you ask. But then out of nowhere she flips out and turns into a psychomaniac. So you call the cops, change all the locks, and try to figure out how she went from being the sweetest girl ever to the girl resisting arrest on your front lawn. ...more.
  • Woman steals $21,000 to get boyfriend to dump her

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, weird news 4

    Everyone at some point in their lives has tried to think of a clever way to gracefully exit a relationship without actually doing the heavy lifting and breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend. So we should all salute the creativity of Maria Ignacio, who tried to get out of her relationship by showing she was untrustworthy and robbing her boyfriend blind. ...more.
  • Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her

    Posted by Chris Spags under humor, weird news 2

    In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.
  • The 7 levels of a bar hook-up

    Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 8

    There are those nights when you truly just want to grab a beer (or seven), hang out with your friends, and complain about work. But then there are the other nights when you use up all your hair gel, iron your jeans, and truly just want to get laid. Once you spot a girl at the bar and reel her in with your subtle-yet-strong eye contact, you've began a modern day phenomenon known by scientists a ...more.
  • 7 stupid things men do to impress women

    Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 28

    For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.
  • This is a nice Captcha code for a dating site

    Posted by Chris Spags under pictures 0

    Internet dating has exploded in popularity over the years, becoming less of a social taboo than it has been in the past. However the stigma of danger and rapeyness remains, and captcha codes like this one on Singlesnet.com might not do a whole lot to help. ...more.
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