Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night's Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn't only for New Yorkers, so that doesn't totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she's only there to promote the fact that yes, you can now beat it to her once again without it being ironic. ...more.

You need to watch this video in its entirety to truly realize how much of a nut Joaquin Phoenix has become.I can't tell if he's just high or he's just being a douchebag and not saying anything. I'm glad Dave starting to take him to the woodshed at the end of the clip.Classic Letterman! ...more.

If you missed Tracy Morgan's appearance on Letterman recently you owe it to yourself to watch this clip. Highights include phrases such as "I'm just doin' karate and tryin' to get females pregnant." Aren't we all, Tracy... aren't we all...H/T: Tasty Booze ...more.

Amidst news that John McCain was suspending his campaign, he was scheduled to appear on David Letterman's late night talk show. After he pulled out, citing a need to immediately fly to Washington to get to work, Letterman understood..ish. Until he heard from staffers that McCain wasn't actually on a plane, but rather speaking to Katie Couric. Aaand that's when he really went on the attack.H ...more.

Leave it to David Letterman to come up with this. Makes me long for the days of ABC's Wide World of Sports.H/T: MDS @ AOL Again... ...more.

Yea, I know there are few outside of me that still watch David Letterman, but hey, if you prefer the staged comedy of Jay Leno, well, that makes you a tool.#5. Constantly asking, "What Would Michigan State Coach Tom Izzo do"? ...more.