Every death of Kenny from South Park seasons one through five. I wish they would kill him off more than they do now because these were really freaking funny. ...more.

NFL: Chargers' Merriman denies choking Tila TequilaNFL: Giants think ex-teammate spilling secrets to 'SkinsMMA: Gina Carano has reportedly landed a movie roleNASCAR: Teams racing to put package together for PatrickHORSE RACING: More than 1,200 horses killed at tracks in 2008MLB: Pitcher Kershaw injured by outfield wall during batting practiceHSBB: Teen baseball player shoots coach after argumentTR ...more.

Bears are wild animals, but it's easy to forget that when they're being cool and allowing you to feed them. Then ironically it becomes easy to remember it when the bears are eating you alive in your backyard. Life is silly like that sometimes. ...more.

What would you guess you'd find if you dug up a cemetery? Did you guess...a magical elephant? Well congrats on being retarded. You'd find a bunch of dead bodies, obviously. Well, perhaps not so obvious if you're a South Carolina newspaper since apparently this is news. ...more.

NFL: Deion Sanders, Dan Reeves say Vick is ready to playCFB: Illini, Wildcats aim to move game to Wrigley FieldINDYCAR: IndyCar announces deal to add Alabama track in 2010NASCAR: NASCAR accuses Mayfield of lying in federal courtUFC: Silva: People who booed my last fight don't understand MMAUFC: Fedor Emelianenko, UFC reportedly 'finalizing deal'UFC: M-1 Global says Fedor, UFC not close to a dealBO ...more.

It seems like dead bodies falling into food "accidentally" is all the rage lately. For example, take this poor woman who died at a McDonald's food processing plant....more.

NFL: Vick's sentence to end MondayCFB: Notre Dame, Army to play at Yankee Stadium in 2010CFB: USF starter falls 35 feet from Busch Gardens rideNBA: Judge dismisses SEC complaint against CubanNASCAR: Mayfield claims NASCAR rigged drug-test resultBOXING: Suicide reportedly not ruled out in Arturo Gatti deathCYCLING: Police in probe of Tour de France BB gun shootingCYCLING: Woman struck by motorcycle ...more.

OLYMPICS: Kiwi opens brothel to fund campaign NHL: Gretzky fights to keep tax return out of Coyotes' bankruptcy caseMLS: Beckham lashes out at Donovan over criticismMLB: Obama may be in booth for All-Star GameNFL: McNair allegedly had six-year affair with exotic dancerBOXING: Arturo Gatti found dead at age 37BOXING: Police formally accuse Gatti's wife of murderon 205th recommends... ...more.

MLB: Dykstra files for bankruptcy, citing $31M in debtsMLB: Umpire responds to Jeter's comments about missed tagNFL: The Steve McNair 911 call audioNFL: Associate: Mechelle McNair didn't know of affairNFL: Police confirm murder-suicide in Steve McNair deathNFL: O.J. Simpson's lawyers file another document seeking bailUFL: UFL to have some different rules than NFLF1: Teams Association walks out of ...more.

This is a sad story but, come on, a guy died by falling into a vat of chocolate. What do you expect from me?...more.

NFL: The T.O. Show is coming to VH1NFL: Police: Stallworth had four tequila shots before crashNFL: Yahoo, NFL settle lawsuit over fantasy leagueCFB: MWC pushes antitrust angle in Senate BCS hearingSKATING: Former skating champ Bobek charged in meth bustMLB: Yankees fans may now use the restroom during "God Bless America"MLB: Cardinals' La Russa drops lawsuit against TwitterSOCCER: Colombian player ...more.

CFB: Former Hawaii star Tommy Chang arrestedUFL: New United Football League will consider Michael VickNFL: McNair investigation focuses on womanNFL: Dr. James Andrews: 'Favre wants to play for Vikings'MLB: All-Star Game 2009 rostersMLB: Rafael Palmeiro still denies knowingly taking steroidsMLB: Roger Clemens reportedly didn't test positive in 2003EATING: Chestnut defends hot dog eating title with ...more.

I once did a pub crawl with Going.com which, of course, means that I have to get their emails in perpetuity for the rest of my life. Now don't get me wrong, I could care less, but this marketing email (pictured below) that I got about a "Tribute to Michael Jackson: King of Pop Pub Crawl" struck me as a bit tacky....more.

I think you can probably guess where I fall on this one, but Michael Jackson died yesterday after going into cardiac arrest at the age of 50. A reverent animated tribute to his character, written/animated before his passing obviously, is embedded below.Honestly, it sucks that he died poor and isolated from the world after being one of the biggest and most influential acts in the world. All j ...more.