Quote of the Day
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Regardless of what the LIBERAL MEDIA wants, it's your right as an American to buy and use a legal handgun without the man oppressing you...apparently, even if you're a quadriplegic. ...more.Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsI don't cover nice things often enough here, but this is one. A guy in a wheelchair stopped a suspected child molester attempting to STEAL A LITTLE GIRL in a Wal-Mart. But Cameron Aulner doesn't want to be called a hero. So good for you, Mr. Aulner, you're my half-man, half-cyborg hero. ...more.The Helen Keller Simulator
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2 CommentsJust sit back and enjoy what life is like to be Helen Keller.I'm going to go out on a limb and say that being blind and deaf doesn't seem too desirable. But at least Helen Keller has carved out a cottage industry from it. Think about it, who else is there whom you could use in a punchline for a joke about being deaf AND blind? Most other famous blind people, like Stevie Wonder or Ray Charle ...more.Words can't express the beauty of this
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2 CommentsI'm way behind on this meme apparently, but this video combines two of my favorite things: Disabled people getting hurt and a cat acting like a human. Watch it and experience the simple joys of life.The only sad part is that falling like an escalator might have serious repercussions on that guy's health. He may never regain function in his legs aga...oh right. Well then. Pride takes a whil ...more.Women be slappin'
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1 CommentsIt's easy to look at a newspaper and go, "Oh how silly people are." So I will do just that....more.This amputee inspired the crap out of me
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0 CommentsI'm having kind of a rough day due to my usual Monday haze combined with the fact that I have a raring urge to kick something living in the groin, so seeing this inspirational guy in the video lifted me up. And amused me...he's a funny guy. Who has no arms and legs.I'm a pretty awful person so to make me go "awwww" like this made me audibly do means that either A) You're an adorable kitty ca ...more.People in wheelchairs are surly
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4 CommentsWhenever I see someone in a wheelchair I go, "AHHH GET AWAY CYBORG" because I'm easily confused. But now there's another reason to run away...the risk of seeing their genitals....more.Blind guy on American Idol is blind
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7 CommentsLast night's American Idol had a blind guy trying out. And he did well. But that's pretty "who gives a crap" so check out how funny it is when Ryan Seacrest tries to high five him at the end of the clip.Blind people are awesome. They're often pretty nice and you can also play games with them, like you say you're going to help them across the street, but then you walk them halfway and direct ...more.Quote of the Day
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0 CommentsSome crippled guy has been suing everyone whom you can sue for stuff like not being able to wash his hands in a rest room. Well, people aren't so pleased.A disabled man who claimed he couldn't reach the soap or toilet-seat covers in a Garden Grove Del Taco had his case rejected by an Orange County Superior Court jury, a lawyer with the restaurant chain said.The jury took 18 minutes to deliber ...more.Tara Reid is an absolute fucking mess and should be ashamed
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0 CommentsYes I like to keep a little more tact in my subjects but COME ON, fix this stomach crap already Tara Reid....more.WHOREDIDDLIN DAY THREE: Welcome our new blind Black overlord
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0 CommentsNow that sex-fiend Eliot Spitzer is retiring, we get to meet his replacement. Introducing David Paterson. He's Black, he's blind, and he's ready for action!Because the public schools in New York City could not guarantee him an education without placing him in special education classes, his parents bought a house in Hempstead, on Long Island, where he became the first legally disabled person ...more.








