Woody Harrelson is a pretty famous dude, so it's pretty admirable and simultaneously completely disgusting that he got married this past weekend. Why is it disgusting? Look:...more.

From the opening of a new Dolce and Gabbana store in Los Angeles....more.

I used to think Rose McGowan was hot (for example, when her huge breasts got her stuck in the garage door in Scream) but no more. Take a peak at her "new look"....more.

From the debut of some game called Hollywood Dominos, clearly an event worth recording....more.

A new study has shaken the foundations of science and sexuality, primarily due to the shift of fat women rushing to hand in their surveys. A new study shows that fat chicks are more likely to be getting laid than thin ones....more.

I am easily confused but fortunately, helpful people exist to keep me from doing silly things. Like feeding inanimate objects.Man, that sign really helped me out. Otherwise I would have just been throwing peanuts at his mouth, staring at him and going, "WHYYYYY!!?!??!" And I probably would have punched him and hurt my fist, disappointed in how my attempts to solicit his attention with food ...more.