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  • Disney’s princesses teach girls the right lessons

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under humor, pictures
    Via Contexts.org comes this breakdown of Disney's princesses and the subtext behind their existences. Needless to say, the hidden messages might not be as charming as singing tea pots would lead you to believe. ...more.
  • Minnie Mouse is easy

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Gross: Groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Toon Town at Disneyworld. Grosser: The chick in the costume didn't run away out of fear she'd lose her job for breaking character. ...more.
  • Goofy teaches you how to play baseball

    2 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Baseball season is kicking off today so here's a helpful reminder of the basics of the game, as taught to you by an eight foot tall retarded dog. Enjoy.Unfortunately this was shot before the times of performance enhancing drugs leading to 700 foot home runs, acne-filled backs, and more objects going into bare behinds than the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream. But it doesn't really ref ...more.
  • Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong

    4 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    I don't think I'm breaking new ground here when I say that South Park is a brilliant show. But last night's episode, the first in its current half-season, about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings was phenomenal.I kind of hate the Jonas Brothers but not for the same reasons everyone else does. Their music is inoffensive and occasionally not awful, in my view. And I admire their abilit ...more.
  • Disney hates women

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
    This letter supposedly comes from 1938 when a woman applied for a job as an animator at Disney. The audacity!...more.
  • Putting "Dive In" on teen girl's panties may not be a great idea

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
    As an avid watcher of pubescent girls' underwear, this story troubled me. Disney released a pair of underwear for young girls in the UK with the phrase "Dive In" on the front of them.Disney has sparked outrage by producing High School Musical pants for young girls with the suggestive words 'Dive In' emblazoned across them.The underwear, part of the hugely successful movie's range of merchan ...more.
  • Disney is going to get a lot more gay sex

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Disney is apparently working on a theme park aimed entirely at adults. But I'm inferring on the subject. Read about it below!AT a time when investor concerns are mounting over the negative impact an economic downturn could have on Walt Disney Co.'s theme park business, the blogs are buzzing with talk that CEO Bob Iger and the rest of the Mouse House haveplans to add a fifth theme park gate i ...more.
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