When you're a child, you always want to believe that no matter what you end up doing, you're going to be the best. That belief in whom you are and what you can do is incredibly crucial to achieving your goals. So instead of condemning this man in Jerusalem who just got his 11th divorce, we should applaud him for daring to be the best. Inspirational. ...more.

Since it seems that Tiger Woods is well on his way to making this list with his complete failures at the basic tenets of cheating (voicemails: never a good idea), we at Guyism would like to offer him some reassurance. You're not alone, Tiger. In fact, it's been much worse. Here are the 8 most dysfunctional athlete relationships ever. ...more.

An Indian woman is divorcing her husband for one of the dumbest reasons ever. Of all the misogynist things that go on in India (some women aren't allowed to wear jeans. JEANS!), this is one woman's breaking point? The reason behind the divorce is your Quote of the Day. ...more.

No quote in this story, but it's still pretty great. Some guy wanted to divorce his wife, but she wouldn't let him, threatening to kill herself if he did. So he had to take a more unconventional route to getting away, involving robbing a bank so he'd get thrown in jail. Ah, just how a loving marriage was meant to be built. ...more.

A 20-something hot blond chick married an 84 year-old billionaire and, stunner, she didn't enjoy it. Check out some of her quotes and the even more ridiculous conclusion. I think, after reading this last paragraph, you'll probably want him to die.She was born in '84, and he was 84 -- in more ways than one."It was amazing to wake up and hop on your jet and be in your house in Florida in two h ...more.

Want to learn something nifty about another culture? Check this out...the first divorce in Saudi Arabia orchestrated by text message.A Saudi man has divorced his wife by text message, a newspaper said on Thursday.The man was in Iraq when he sent the SMS informing her she was no longer his spouse. He followed up with a telephone call to two of his relatives, the daily Arab News reported.A co ...more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the difficulties in getting custody of your kids....more.

Wow. Sometimes the Jewish jokes just write themselves, don't they? A 14 year-old girl got married to a 17 year-old boy, then got divorced. The reason why? See the bolded paragraph.A 14-year-old Israeli girl has got a divorce from her 17-year-old husband, making her what media are describing as the country's youngest divorcee.The divorce came after a rabbinical court ruled that their weddin ...more.

I don't think there's anyone out there who likes divorce. Oh, except the Cy women who milk their ex-husbands out of a significant chunk of money that they don't deserve. This just reinforces that point.This commercial makes divorce seem all fun and liberating, like winning a contest or something which, again, it is if you're the woman. In fact, it's probably the best possible deal you'll ev ...more.

This is kind of an odd (and sad) legal situation in which a doctor who gave his wife a kidney is now going through a brutal divorce with her. And he wants his kidney back or, at least, some money for it....more.

When I think of guys who might make a $100 million divorce payout, Morgan Freeman isn't the first guy who comes to mind. But apparently, he should be....more.

Video games lead to divorce! Families torn apart by virtual infidelity! Oh woe is me!...more.

Guy Ritchie and Madonna's divorce is getting ugly. Now, according to reports, Guy is claiming that he had to book sex time in advance with Madonna so she can go to the gym and Kabbalah meetings.A source close to the couple said: 'With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just anothe ...more.