This is a puppy sexually assaulting a chicken
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It would appear as though a certain puppy took Ernie Anastos's words of wisdom a bit too literally: In this clip, you can see an adorable puppy force a chicken into his dog house and then, well, forcible lovin' happens. ...more.1 in 5 Americans prefer a pet to a human on Valentine’s Day
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I firmly believe that Valentine's Day is just a farce of a holiday that reveals nothing about a relationship other than sharing a common bond over not wanting friends and family to think you're a lonely person incapable of love. But that said, it carries some symbolic weight. So what does it say about people when one-fifth of people polled say they'd rather be with a pet than a partner on Valent ...more.“Bruce the Funny Dog” should be a part of your life
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I caught up on the Season 2 premiere of "Important Things with Demetri Martin" after really enjoying the show last season and, in my ongoing efforts to support those who actually entertain me, encourage you to check out this clip. In this sketch, we're introduced to a sitcom-ish situation with Demetri Martin and some girl and their dog with hilarious tendencies, Bruce the Funny Dog. ...more.Quote of the Day
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I'm not a dog owner (primarily due to my live-in girlfriend's allergy to them), but I'm definitely a dog sympathizer. So I read this story about arguably the world's most awesome dog park in Tampa Bay. But what should have been a story with adorable dog pictures happened to have a hilarious quote about what douchebags we humans are with letting pets run our lives. ...more.Puppy Bowl VI’s starting line-ups are out
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We are mere days away from the Big Game. No, not the name for companies afraid of saying Super Bowl, but the real big game...Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl VI. The starting line-ups are out and, as always expected, it's shaping up to be a real barnburner with occasional naps and perhaps someone crapping on the floor. ...more.Beagles terrorize Long Island town
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Yes, you read that headline correctly...a vicious pack of beagles is running Long Islanders out of town, occasionally attacking people and overall striking fear into their cold hearts and bouffanted Long Island hair. ...more.This is a dog making out with a drunk girl
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Who hasn't been blackout drunk and had a dog make out with them for an uncomfortably long time while a friend films it? Oh, everyone? Well then, this video of an unconscious girl getting tongue kissed by a dog is truly the apex of interspecies relations. ...more.Wheelchair-bound man rescues dog, dog rescues him in return
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So perhaps conceptually this is funny, but more than anything, it's just kind of an "Awwwwww" story: An Indianapolis man rescued a dog from a pound after his litter had been abandoned in a dumpster. So how did the dog repay him? A year and a half later, the wheelchair-bound owner was frozen into the snow and the dog, Auggie, saved his life. Sorry, just cutting some onions over here. ...more.Behold the awesome power of the dog
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Dogs are really good at otherwordly things, like licking their taint without gagging and, apparently, sensing earthquakes before they happen. Here's a dog in a newsroom in Arcata, California before a recent earthquake and his reaction to knowing the earthquake is coming before the humans do. ...more.This dog is already more qualified than 90% of the work force
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This might seem like an "It's Friday and I Want to Get out of Here" post. And perhaps it is. But if you can't see the simply beauty in a dog that's wearing a shirt and tie AND GLASSES, then I don't think we can be e-friends any more. I present to you: The Greatest Dog Ever. ...more.“Poochinski” might be the greatest show ever to not get on TV
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Procedural cop shows (every show that ends with some crime/mystery and ends with some mook solving it within 42 minutes) are literally the lifeblood of the TV industry along with drunken whores doing stupid things on camera. So given that, it might be time to revisit this 1990 pilot of a show called "Poochinski" about a cop (played by Peter Boyle) who gets reincarnated as a TALKING DOG. ...more.Owning a dog has the same impact on environment as an SUV?
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This might be sacrilege in our modern "Let's go give a handjob to a tree" society, but I'm not big on the Go Green movement. The earth was around long before us and will be here long after we exterminate ourselves through war, pollution, and Zhu Zhu Pets. Here's why I believe what I do: A new book features a study shows that owning a dog causes as much pollution as owning a massive SUV. ...more.Dog works at Florida gas station. Seriously.
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I love animals. I have pets, I enjoy scratching dogs under the chin and saying things like, "Who's a big man" to them. But one place I don't want to see a dog? Working at the convenience store in a Florida gas station, like this furry gentleman. ...more.Dogs react to their soldier owner coming home
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I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.Quote of the Day
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Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it's bad enough, the dog might get put down. It's sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you're this British woman, you go, "Eh, it happens" and keep the dog. ...more.Police lose cocaine, hijinks ensue perhaps
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A bunch of cocaine went missing down in Naples, Florida after a drug bust. The police have no idea where it went. But read this story and there may be a clue or two. Let it never be said I'm not thought-provoking. ...more.Stop giving your dogs human names
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Dogs are adorable, what with their tails and furry little faces and love of artery clogging meats befitting a fat Midwestern man. But, according to a Canadian study, a trend is emerging that more and more people are naming their pets with human names, which is just ridiculous and needs to be stopped. ...more.
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