I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.

Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it's bad enough, the dog might get put down. It's sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you're this British woman, you go, "Eh, it happens" and keep the dog. ...more.

A bunch of cocaine went missing down in Naples, Florida after a drug bust. The police have no idea where it went. But read this story and there may be a clue or two. Let it never be said I'm not thought-provoking. ...more.

Dogs are adorable, what with their tails and furry little faces and love of artery clogging meats befitting a fat Midwestern man. But, according to a Canadian study, a trend is emerging that more and more people are naming their pets with human names, which is just ridiculous and needs to be stopped. ...more.

People often ask me, "Chris, you do a lot of great things on your site, but you never post videos of inarticulate men doing running commentary of them trying to get their dog to play fetch, then commenting on their dog opting to poop in the ocean and eat it. Why don't you do that more?" Well person who totally exists, it's your day. ...more.

I'm so sick of babies/little kids and their egomaniacal attitudes. "Ooh look at me, I crap myself and have people clean up after me, look how cute I am as I do completely dickish things to everyone around me." So good for the fashionably-dressed puppy in this video who sticks it to some baby who started beefing with him. ...more.

It's always easy to tell when someone's throwing a bad party. Mediocre supply of beverages, lame ugly people, few people passed out in the various nooks of the house. But those parties are like Sodom and Gomorrah compared to this one. ...more.

Via Thingpart comes this comic about the fragility of life and a magical dog who knows CPR. ...more.

This is arguably the most worthless story ever but this dog rocks entirely too much not to post it. The gist: An owner got his dog some sunglasses and now the dog won't take them off....more.

Dogs are pretty much the greatest thing in the world, especially if you have a jar of peanut butter (FYI choosy dogs choose Jif), but this dog might be the most awesome of them all because he has EYEBROWS.For years I've wanted a dog but have been disappointed in how they fail at adequately conveying surprise. But finally, I can put those concerns aside. On the downside, this is yet another w ...more.

It's entirely too early for me to exist today let alone use any effort and this video is trending on YouTube right now despite being quite old so, hey, two great tastes. What happens when a dog has an unhealthy appetite for vaginas? Skip to 1:30 in.You might think this is bad, but I think it's a step forward for dogs. They bite penises all the time, plus they're always shoving phallic objec ...more.

The hottest orgy with animal attacksThis cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight...he just wants to upset the natural order of thingsfunnyinteresting -Girls break down the guys they'd least want to f -Cookies = big boobs? -Yeahhhhhh this'll probably get you thrown in jail -8 more accurate versions of college mascots -This would be a great summer job (funny pic) -William Shatner...kind of a c ...more.

I don't know about you, but something about this video goes against the natural order of things. Probably a bit NSFW.Just when you think you know everything about dogs, something like this turns it all on its ear. I learned a long time ago that you can't believe everything society tells you about a dog. There's never enough peanut butter to get them to do what a random gentleman at a truck ...more.

People claiming to have superpowers are idiots. Even more idiotic? . People pretending they can communicate with dogs telepathically. You want to know what the dog said? "Scratch me, I have to shit, give me steak, that Snausages dog is a bad stereotype." Bam, now give me money.Judy Garbow is merely hoping to lure a few individuals to the Bridgton Community Center on Saturday for a program ...more.